60 [Etho Edition]

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Hels, learning about pop culture: What happened to Maroons 1-4?

Etho: Nothing you can prove.

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Etho: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Zed: It's just you.

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Ren: How are you?

Etho: Living the dream!

Ren: Really..?

Etho: Nope!

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Tfc: Are they fighting? Should we stop them?

Hypno: WHOS HIDING THEM

Wels: OKAY ILL TELL YOU

Hypno: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?

Wels: THE MUFFIN MAN?

Hypno: THE MUFFIN MAN!

Etho: Frankly this could go on all day I'd leave them to it

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Etho: I'm wanted in a couple states.

Etho: Fifty, actually.

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Etho: How's your day going?

xB: -staring off into space- Too much panic, not enough disco.

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Iskall: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Iskall: And I started thinking.

Iskall: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Iskall: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Etho: Are you ok?

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Cub: Met a dumbass today, it was awful.

Etho: You looked in a mirror?

Cub: Someday you will have to pay for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

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Pearl: Your belly button was your mouth at one point.

Etho: ONE DAY. I just want...ONE DAY OF PEACE!

Pearl: There is no peace from the truth, Etho.

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Etho: now, you see, i am in possession of the most VALUABLE currency in the world-

Etho: a blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right

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Doc: For the last time, I'm not just going to let you drink coffee brewed with Monster.

Etho: Ok boomer.

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