tone deaf dj: ok guys quick question
tone deaf dj: who here has the biggest biddies
tone deaf dj: like just huge badoonkers
fake gay pirate: me of course
book horny: he's right
thing 1: can't argue against that
rich mom: I want one day where this chat has a normal conversation
atheist: you can't have everything
tone deaf dj: what about the biggest ass
promise I'll be gentle: Zhongli
thing 1: zhongli
thing 2: definitely zhongli
book horny: zhongli
walnut: peepaw
short edgy dude: what the fuck
broke bitch: glad to see this gc is still the same
*edgy ginger unmuted fake gay pirate*
edgy ginger: oohhh my dad is dead so now I act like a man twice divorced
mom: give me back my phone - Diluc
edgy ginger: no ♥️
thing 2: its amazing how not a single day goes by where you guys don't fight
*tone deaf dj unlucked chat settings*
short edgy dude: thanks for the idea - Xiao
probably a vampire: what did you do to venti
rock n roll: R.I.P. THAT VENTI AYYYYY
food nerd: another day, another murder
walnut: I smell a costumer
bunny arson: god you are fast
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Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)