Keqing is angry

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fake gay pirate: am I still banned from being horny

edgy ginger: yes

*fake gay pirate changed edgy ginger's name to 'party pooper'*

party pooper: you have the humor of a middle schooler

fake gay pirate: at least I get laid

atheist: EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY YOU TWO BITCHES FIGHT LIKE 12 YEAR OLDS WHO JUST LEARNED ABOUT SEX SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DON'T CARE YOUR FATHERS DEAD OR THAT YOU TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER, I AM FUCKING TRYING TO DO MY JOB AS A STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN YOU TWO BITCHES ARE RINGING MY FUCKING PHONE EVERY TWO SECONDS.

party pooper: ...

atheist: WE GET IT. ONE OF YOU IS A FUCKING VIRGIN WITH A MIDDLE SCHOOL WATTPAD FANFICTION BACKSTORY AND THE OTHER IS A WHORE THAT CAN'T EVEN GET A CHALK MAN TO FUCK HIM. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT.

fake gay pirate: reminds me of when dad was alive he would scream at us just like this

tired: keqing???

atheist: yes Ganyu?

tired: are you okay?

atheist: im have been running on coffee for three days straight

atheist: no

fake gay pirate: why are you nice to her but scream at me?

atheist: because ganyu is a dear friend and worries about me WHILE YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER THE REASON ABORTIONS WERE INVENTED

tired: thanks

atheist: you're welcome

fake gay pirate: I don't want to be in this gc anymore

*tone deaf dj locked the leave feature*

tone deaf dj: no <3

839-909-0912: whats with the feral catgirl

atheist: I AM NOT A CATGIRL

atheist: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

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