fake gay pirate: am I still banned from being horny
edgy ginger: yes
*fake gay pirate changed edgy ginger's name to 'party pooper'*
party pooper: you have the humor of a middle schooler
fake gay pirate: at least I get laid
atheist: EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY YOU TWO BITCHES FIGHT LIKE 12 YEAR OLDS WHO JUST LEARNED ABOUT SEX SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DON'T CARE YOUR FATHERS DEAD OR THAT YOU TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER, I AM FUCKING TRYING TO DO MY JOB AS A STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN YOU TWO BITCHES ARE RINGING MY FUCKING PHONE EVERY TWO SECONDS.
party pooper: ...
atheist: WE GET IT. ONE OF YOU IS A FUCKING VIRGIN WITH A MIDDLE SCHOOL WATTPAD FANFICTION BACKSTORY AND THE OTHER IS A WHORE THAT CAN'T EVEN GET A CHALK MAN TO FUCK HIM. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT.
fake gay pirate: reminds me of when dad was alive he would scream at us just like this
tired: keqing???
atheist: yes Ganyu?
tired: are you okay?
atheist: im have been running on coffee for three days straight
atheist: no
fake gay pirate: why are you nice to her but scream at me?
atheist: because ganyu is a dear friend and worries about me WHILE YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER THE REASON ABORTIONS WERE INVENTED
tired: thanks
atheist: you're welcome
fake gay pirate: I don't want to be in this gc anymore
*tone deaf dj locked the leave feature*
tone deaf dj: no <3
839-909-0912: whats with the feral catgirl
atheist: I AM NOT A CATGIRL
atheist: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
YOU ARE READING
Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)