probably a vampire: BEIDOU OPEN THE DOOR
real gay pirate: coming
fake gay pirate: that's what she said
chalk: have you ever thought of anything other than sex
thing 1: I don't think he has
tone deaf dj: I BROUGHT BEET
ginger manwhore: BEET?!
food nerd: like a lil old russian lady
tone deaf dj: I meant beer
peepaw: childe and I brought wine
maid on steroids: I brought soda!
the power of christ compels you: thank you noelle :)
walnut: weak
caso cerrado: hu tao you can't drink
walnut: I am above the law
party pooper: please talk to each other in person like normal functioning members of society we are all in the same place
atheist: how the fuck is beidou drunk already
tired: its been like 30 minutes since we go here
probably a vampire: she has gotten drunk faster than that
probably a vampire: I have first hand experience
the power of christ compels you: venti is dancing and singing in a table again
short edgy dude: I don't know if my ears are blessed or cursed
the power of christ compels you: why is he singing wap like a choir kid
broke bitch: its his special talent
mom: why aren't we talking in person
fake gay pirate: I wouldn't dare interrupt this form of art
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Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)