Everyone is drunk and mentally unstable

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probably a vampire: BEIDOU OPEN THE DOOR

real gay pirate: coming

fake gay pirate: that's what she said

chalk: have you ever thought of anything other than sex

thing 1: I don't think he has

tone deaf dj: I BROUGHT BEET

ginger manwhore: BEET?!

food nerd: like a lil old russian lady

tone deaf dj: I meant beer

peepaw: childe and I brought wine

maid on steroids: I brought soda!

the power of christ compels you: thank you noelle :)

walnut: weak

caso cerrado: hu tao you can't drink

walnut: I am above the law

party pooper: please talk to each other in person like normal functioning members of society we are all in the same place

atheist: how the fuck is beidou drunk already

tired: its been like 30 minutes since we go here

probably a vampire: she has gotten drunk faster than that

probably a vampire: I have first hand experience

the power of christ compels you: venti is dancing and singing in a table again

short edgy dude: I don't know if my ears are blessed or cursed

the power of christ compels you: why is he singing wap like a choir kid

broke bitch: its his special talent

mom: why aren't we talking in person

fake gay pirate: I wouldn't dare interrupt this form of art

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