fake gay pirate: so we all didn't do the literature assignment
probably a vampire: yes
chalk: unfortunately, yes
broke bitch: sadly
short bastard: its all Childe's fault
sexy: ^^
ginger manwhore: what tf did I do???
vengeance is better served cold: so we all forgot?
probably a vampire: nah I just didn't want to do it
atheist: believable, coming from you
short edgy dude: what about the new guy
all my friends are dead: I did mine
atheist: me too
atheist: you guys are just inferior to us
tired: Keqing, you were doing yours at 4 am because you forgot
atheist: still did it
fake gay pirate: not you getting called out by your girlfriend
tired: at least she could confess properly
chalk: pfft
party pooper: ha
fake gay pirate: you two can shut up
all my friends are dead: I can help you guys with it if you want
chalk: how kind of you, thanks
fake gay pirate: stay away from my man
all my friends are dead: do you want help or not
probably a vampire: are you good at literature?
all my friends are dead: I am well versed in literature yes
real gay pirate: mf speaks in poetry
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Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)