The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

lion bitch🦁❤️
castaways

we are castaways

playboy🙄🐍
we are literally at your aunt's funeral rn

...
passed away

lion bitch🦁❤️
she has passed away

sister❤️
yk
i have come to the conclusion that you two have no soul

puppy🐕🖤
monty is singing castaways too
mia is trying not to laugh

wormy🐭✨
i'm an international
SUPERSPYYYYYYYYYYYY
sUpErSpY

blondie👯‍♀️
INTO THE THICK OF IT
INTO THE THICK OF IT

playboy🙄🐍
so lily and i are the only sane ones today?

my moony🌙❤️
WE'RE GOING AROUND IN CIRCLEEESSSSSSS

anka🌹
it would appear so
because reg just started singing castaways in the great hall
everyone is joining...

baby black🥺🖤
you knew what you were getting into when you decided to date me
these are the consequences of your actions

istg
if one more person asks to hold andy
i'm killing them

blondie👯‍♀️
ah the over protective mother shit is kicking in

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i'm terrified

angel🥺❤️
vix
want me to take andy for a bit?

please?
i'm about to chop heads

baby black🥺🖤
i'm intrigued in what jade is wearing
she said that she was going to wear white if myra died

puppy🐕🖤
yellow actually...

anka🌹
LEMME SEE

baby black🥺🖤
JADES BEEN POSSESSED

dude
i'm channeling my inner anne boleyn rn
when she wore yellow when catherine of aragon died

lion bitch🦁❤️
she dressed up
i didn't
but i'm also wearing yellow 🤠

angel🥺❤️
if myra wasn't such a bitch to these two
i'd argue about why they're wearing yellow to a funeral
but rn
idc

i got scolded by celeste
that bitch is next

baby black🥺🖤
you have your knives?

puppy🐕🖤
you have no idea
she even has one on the sleeves of the dress💀

i can hide a gun there and nobody would notice

anka🌹
i just love the fact that jade and james pretty much stand out like a sore thumb

i wanted to dress andy in a yellow dress that minnie sent
but snuffles said no 🧍🏻‍♀️

puppy🐕🖤

i dressed her up in that

baby black🥺🖤
my little star looks adorable🥺

wormy🐭✨
and they're getting scolded because andy's not wearing black

dude
it's my kid
if i want to dress her up as santa for a funeral
she's gonna be santa at a funeral

sister❤️
your family's really judgy

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
it can't be worse than the blacks
i'm actually having fun
and it's because i made my coffee irish today

if i wasn't breastfeeding
i would've joined you
no sober man can endure this funeral

playboy🙄🐍
thank merlin i'm not sober

anka🌹
YOURE DRUNK!?
ITS PAST NOON

playboy🙄🐍

baby black🥺🖤
got it
hell
that's even better

playboy🙄🐍
yep
marlene and sunny are keeping an eye on me

best black👯‍♀️
marlene is actually
i'm currently nursing a headache from talking to celeste
how did you two put up with this for almost 21 years?

lion bitch🦁❤️
bold of you to assume that we payed attention
we just nod and go along
unless you're jade
then you pull knives at the age of 13

what can i say?
i'm a badass

anka🌹
you really are