Antarctica: it is a nice day..
Antarctica: I love summer
Antarctica: That is when it is sunny
Russian Scientists: *discover Lake Vostok*
Antarctica: Whoa! I didn't even know that was still there.
Russian Scientists: *discover over 3500 different species in Lake Vostok*
Antarctica: I didn't know I had that many animals here.. I mostly have penguins and walruses.
American scientists: *discover three ancient, man-made pyramids* Bruh..
Antarctica: Don't ask how I made those! It's a secret.
American scientists: *discover U-Boats*
Antarctica: Who said you could come to my house and pull out all my junk anyways?
British scientists: *discover mountains under 3 miles of ice* How the bloody hell have these not eroded?
Antarctica:
Scientists:
Antarctica:
Scientists:
Antarctica: MAGIC, BITCHES.
