Chaos 25

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Crackheadhooman🥴:
Guys...
I just had a weird
shower thought...

GenderswapJane:
Oh no
What did you think
of now???

BigAssSmile:
It better not be
another one like
"Brushing your teeth
is the only time you
clean your skeleton"

No👁👄👁:
Or the "Axes are
tree cyborgs created
by humans to destroy
other trees"
incident...
That...
Is strangely true

Crackheadhooman🥴:
No no
This is different
It's a movie actually

TwitchyBoi:
:O
Movies ᐠ(ᐛ)ᐟ

GamerBoy🎮:
0h noooo
This is gonna be a
childhood ruined
moment

Crackheadhooman🥴:
Okay soooo
If there's ice cream
in Zootopia, then who
tf is getting
milked???
🤔

MonochromeIT:
Well then
I regret opening this
chat

MaskyButWoman:
(Y/n)...
Why???
Why do you do this???

Clock⏰:
Are you okay???

BigAssSmile:
How tf do you think
of this kind of
stuff?!

Crackheadhooman🥴:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Okay I got another
This isn't as
bad as the previous
one

Scars:
I'm not sure if
we should trust
that or not

Crackheadhooman🥴:
Heat, Pressure, and
Time.
The three things
that make a diamond,
are also the three
things that make
a waffle.

TwitchyBoi:
I KNEW IT
WAFFLES ARE VALUABLE
>:D

MustardMan:
He's been saying that
waffles are just as
valuable as money -_-

TwitchtBoi:
And they are!
(Y/n) proved my point

CauseofCOVID:
I got one!

Crackheadhooman🥴:
0oooooh
Do tell!

CauseofCOVID:
Ok
Police want a crime
to be committed, a
Firefighter wants
a fire to happen, a
restaurant wants you
to starve, but a thief
wishes you well.

ShyGuy🙈:
Huh
That is surprisingly
true

Crackheadhooman🥴:
Yeah
Oh I got another one
If humans can't see
air, does that mean
fish can't see water?

EmoLink:
Good question

Nocap🧢:
Why didn't Apple
just call chargers
"Apple juice"?

Heartless💔:
Oh no
You got Kate into
it now

Crackheadhooman🥴:
LET'S GOOOOOO XD

MustardMan:
When an earthquake
happens, coffins become
underground maracas

GenderswapJane:
Hoodie no

Crackheadhooman🥴:
Red dye in your
favorite candies is
often made from crushed
up beetles

MonochromeIT:
NOOOOOO
WHY?!?!

Whackamolelady:
LJ is really freaking
out rn lmao

GamerBoy🎮:
I don't blame him
I'm kinda freaked out
too

TwitchyBoi:
The Teletubbies are
10 feet tall

Crackheadhooman🥴:
Wait wut-

WineWeeb🍷:
Wouldn't that make
them taller than
Slenderman?

Scars:
(=ʘᆽʘ=)

BigAssSmile:
Oh shit
You're right...

Crackheadhooman🥴:
Okay I'mma go now
I gotta teach my fish
how to swim
🏃‍♀️💨

BobRossSon:
Wut??
What the heck happened

No👁👄👁:
You don't wanna know...

Sorry for being gone for so long ಥ_ಥ
School's been killing me

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