(Here's a little thing with my Fantube kids, because why not)
(This is taking place when they're little kids, they're around 14-15 in current canon, they're also twins)
(Also, Volkie is short for Paper Mache Volcano, and Fizz's full name is Chinese Fizz, like the drink)
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Volkie: *points at Fan's hand* See? Look at your ring. You got that from Mommy when you was married, and-
Fizz: Can I feel it?
Fan: *reaches out hand* Yeah, you can feel it. Yeah.
Fizz: I think it's Mommy, because-
Volkie: And- and you're not even-
Fizz: It's because if you hurt your finger, you'll be sad and cry on dat.
Fan: No, right, but I'm not wearing this 'cause I hurt my finger, though.
Volkie: They gave you a ring because you was married to Mommy!
Fan: Do you wanna get married?
Volkie: No!
Volkie: I'm not big like Mommy, I'm not big like Daddy.
Fan: Okay, so, when do you wanna get married?
Volkie: *thinks about it* ...When I'm eighteen.
Fan: When you're eighteen? Who do you wanna get married to?
Volkie: ...Mommy!
Fan: ...
Fan: Okay, uhhhh, when do you wanna get married, Fizz?
Fizz: ...
Fan: Or- do you wanna get married?
Fizz: *nods* Yep!
Volkie: Then you get married to who: Daddy- Daddy, or Mommy?
Fan: ...Well, that's not really the way it works. You could... like- I'm just asking you who? Like, it could be anybody! Who do you wanna get married to?
Fizz: ...Angry.
Fan: Angry?
Fizz: Mhm.
Fan: Why do you wanna get- wait. Why do you wanna get married to Angry?
Fizz: Because I will go into time-out.
Fan: Do you think marriage is like time-out?
Fizz: Yep!
Fan: What do married people do?
Volkie: *raises hand* I know!
Fan: What? What do they do?
Volkie: Um, married people... married people do, um... they stay- they stay each o- with each other the whole entire day!
Fan: Now, after that whole day is done, what do they do the next day?
Volkie: ...The next day, they go back to their parents.
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Fan: What does "love" mean?
Volkie: Love... love means is when you're hugging... somebody, and then you're... kissing them...
Fan: ...Really?
Volkie: Uh, I wa-
Fan: Your face kinda changed when you said that, like, you look like-
Volkie: I really... I'm not... I ju... I don't know what I'm saying.
Fizz: I love Mommy. I do not love you four times.
Fan: Wait, you love Mommy, but you don't love me four times? Is that what you said?
Fizz: Yep.
Fan: Can you love me one time?
Fizz: ...Yep.
Fan: Thank you.
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Fan: Where do babies come from?
Fizz: Water and milk!
Fan: They come from water and milk?
Fizz: Yep!
Volkie: And do you know what's so cool?
Fan: What?
Volkie: When your parents eat something, guess what?
Fan: What?
Volkie: Your baby eats it too!
Fan: Wow.
Volkie: Even though it becomes disgusting, your baby, you- the baby still eats it. Last time, when me and Fizz was in Mommy's stomach, guess what just happened?
Fan: What?
Volkie: We was eating Mommy's nachos!
Fan: Wow- her nachos! How did you know she was eating nachos?
Volkie: Because she told me.
Fan: Wow.
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Fan: Are you a Republican, Democrat, or independent?
Fizz: ...Um, I'm a person! But- I'm a man because- because I'm a boy because- I like-
Fan: You're a man because you're a boy?
Volkie: I'm a hungry.
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FanfictionWARNING: The following contains harsh language and implied sexual content. May not be suitable for younger readers. Some of these just come into my mind and I decided to write them down
