(Everyone has joined the chat)
Revali: Imma go play Fortnite in my mom's basement and get all the loot before anyone does hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Link: Shut up and help me cause ganon's on like 1 billion HP
Revali: no u
Urbosa: Dude. this guy isn't taking any damage at all and it's not fair
Zelda: REVALI GET OVER HERE NOW
Revali: Loot Lake lalalalalala omg there's sweats here
Revali: hahaha get the stupid shotgun you creeps
Mipha: The magic water bubble usually one hits kids but this is like 1 billion hits
Revali: This is what I get out of flooding Hyrule, gosh thanks!
Zelda: Rev get your little turd a$$ back at HYrule Castle or I'll rip your feathers out and put them in Urbosa's salad with my bare hands. And then i'll put your beak in Mipha's fruit bowl. then they'll rot to the ends of the world and put your bow and arrows in Link's fireplace and then shovel your corpse into Ganon's a$$ when he gets killed. SO COME OVER HERE NOW
Revali: Nope Loot Lake and this mysterious tower is better than that
(I don't play Fortnite)
Revali: Omg this guy is so sweaty he's a TTV and he's making this giant fort and then no one can reach him
Link: IF you don't want to help them at least shut up
Revali: never in your hero life
Link: ugh idiot
Mipha: ganon is dead
Mipha: Watashi no Uso
Ad: install a translator today
Link: not very convincing but i'll download the translator because I need to know what mipha is saying
lYnEl tRaNsLaToR: what do you to be translated my good friend
Link: I regret downloading this stupid-
Zelda: um how do we trigger this translator
Mipha: WATASHI NO USO
Urbosa: hurry it up before mipha starts spamming curse words in this mysterious language
lYnEl tRaNsLaToR: instruction manual:
blah blah blah something this something that i am not a virus just press this and that blah blah blah and then type in this code and then yeah
Daruk: stupid manual.
Link: guys guys guys are you just gonna leave ganon to me or WHAT
Mipha: WATASHI NO USO
Zelda: okay lemme try this
Zelda: lYnEl tRaNsLaToR
lYnEl tRaNsLaToR: Yes?
Zelda: please translate: Watashi no Uso
lYnEl tRaNsLaToR: beep beep boop boop the definition is
lYnEl tRaNsLaToR: My Lie
Zelda: It all makes sense
Urbosa: Mipha said My Lie because Mipha made a lie before she said that
Link: pant pant pant huff huff huff GANON YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF-
Mipha: language
Daruk: little guy i'm coming!
Daruk: pant pant pant this guy has unlimited stamina
Ganon: ahar har har har har har har har har har har har har har har
Link: Shut up. Let me fight you.
Link: *mutter mutter mutter*
Link: cuts right through Ganon
Everyone but Link and Ganon: *gasp* AMAZING
Impa: Amazing!
Purah: Snap! Got it on camera!
Link: Snap~~~~~~~~
Ganon: roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar
Link: shuddup
Hylians and Zoras and Gorons and Ritos and Gerudos and other random stuff: HOORAY! CALAMITY GANON IS OVER!
Barbara: Yay! We're safe once again!
Narah: That's right!
Link: forgive me Im gonna catch some zzzzzzss
Revali: OMG ThIS KID SWEATS
Zelda: Daddy.
King Rhoam: Yes flower
Zelda: Expel this bird.
Revali: wait-
Urbosa: Gladly I'll do it!
Revali: do what-
Urbosa: snap! *cuts the power*
Purah: hey hey hey nothing's complete without me! Symin cmon
Purah: SNAP! *cuts the power fully*
Urbosa and Purah: The Snap Squad
Zelda: *dying* THE CRINGE
Daruk: Hooray
King Rhoam: WHo would like to come up for the Rito Trial of the Rings
Teba: I will
Revali: I will
Some random guys: I will
Mipha: Ganon's settled.
(Everyone has left the chat to go play or something)
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
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