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Hels: Yes I am smart.
Hels: Yes I am stupid.
Hels: It's called being flexible.
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Stress: This wasn't my idea-
False: Yes it was
False: [pulls out a diary] March 4th, Stress came up with the idea to-
Stress: -Alright! Fine! Jeez it was me
Stress:
Stress: Why do you have a diary?
False: To keep secrets from my computer
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Tfc: What the hell are you doing?
Zed: [Eating ramen from his helmet]
Zed: Why is it never "HOW the hell are you doing?"
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X: I apologize for what I said last week, yesterday, this morning, and for what I said four minutes ago, and what I'm about to say.
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Beef: We tried to play Never Have I Ever, but we had to change it to Only Have I Occasionally, so some of us-
Beef: [glances at Doc, who's absolutely wasted]
Beef: Wouldn't die from alcohol poisoning.
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Tango: you know, you can solve your problems without violence.
Ex: ok, but consider; I'm really, really good at violence.
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Gemini: So you're gonna take your dominant hand, which is your stronger one and-
Hypno: Wait, if this is my dominant hand, does that make my other hand my submissive hand?
Gemini:
Gemini: Do you ever think before you speak?
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xB: I am not a murderer. Okay, technically I am. Not even technically. Literally. But I refuse to be defined by the ONE time I murdered somebody!
xB: Okay, it was more than one
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Cub: I told you, I don't hate you. I mean, sometimes I wanna kill you, but just like in the normal way.
Biffa: I only want to kill you in the normal way too.
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Ren, holding a deck of cards: Who wants a tarot reading!?
Bdubs: Those are Pokemon cards
Ren, holding a card: You got a Squirtle, it means fuck you
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Pearl: Joe why are there little handprints on the ship?
Joe: Scar, why are there little handprints on the ship?
Scar: Because I have little hands
Joe: Because he has little hands
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Doc: So maybe I'm not as straight as I thought I was
Etho: You thought you were straight?
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Iskall: Hey, if I ask for dating advice will you promise not to be weird?
Keralis: I promise
Iskall: There's this guy in Boatem-
Keralis: You can do better
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BadTimes, on his phone at 2 a.m.: Jeez, a woman in North Dakota strangled her friend to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?
Cleo, trying to sleep: Yes.
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Mumbo: I hate you
Grian: You love me
Mumbo: I can multi-task
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Impulse: Hitting the gym to relieve stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people who caused the stress to begin with.
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Wels annoyed at Ex for some reason:
Ex: C'mon, talk to me. Is this because I slept with your sibling?
Wels: YOU WHAT?!
Ex: Fuck, it wasn't that.
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Jevin: The guy behind me in court for my hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM... He is my new hero.
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Today's Question:
Favourite Minecraft block?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Thanks for 50k reads! Until the next one, Bye! ~Mors
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