Jujutsu Kaisen x Reader Oneshots & Scenarios

All Characters - Headcanons (five)

(100th chapter. Shitting myself. Here's headcanons. Yay.)

Them as quotes I've said or heard:

Gojo: "You fart a lot so they call you the flatulent cat."

Yuji: "What does it mean when you threaten someone with positive words?"

Geto: "I wanna lick them." (Referring to cookies)
Gojo: "Oh, I don't even have them out~"
Geto: "I hope you die viscerally and in the worst way possible."

Fushiguro: "I'm literally so close to running my skull through a building and then ripping off all of my limbs and poking holes through my body so I can spin on a fan with a light in me like a disco ball."

Panda: "I could rock a mullet."
Kugisaki: "You couldn't rock anything."

Mahito: "I'm on the edge of glory!"
Nanami: "If glory was my patience then you would be correct."

Choso: "Can I see your features?"

Maki: "Be a badass, don't be a fucking pussy."

Sukuna: "Alright SexyPad, eat its life."

Inumaki: "Kanye West tryin' on a vest."

Noritoshi: "Guys, listen to my boring story."

Gojo: "I forgot how to use the bathroom."
Ieiri: "Sounds more reasonable then forgetting how to go."
Haibara: "Potty hats, they might be real."

Nanami: "I was going to be a frog farmer, but that didn't work out, so here I am."

Toudou: "I'm a bitch when I'm sick, I turn from a macho man into a woman." (Sarcastically)

Gojo: "Jesus is Hitler?"

Mahito: "My toes all fell in the parking lot."

Inumaki: "The nipple guillotine."

Itadori: "Kugisaki, I'm face down in a puddle."

Panda: "I think the only reason french people have accents is because they're french."

Maki: "I'm sorry I think meth is funny."

Geto: "Not to get political or anything, but what is oatmeal?"
Nanami: "It's-"
Geto: "Let me suffer."

Fushiguro: "Who has a black eye?"
Itadori: "I think-"
Kugisaki: "The Black Eyed Peas."
Itadori: "... I gotta feeling."

Yuta: "When's your burthday?"
Inumaki: "12."

Gojo: "These tits are for Batman only, I'm a slut for vengeance."

Itadori: "There's something stuck in my throat."
Nanami: "Drink water."
Sukuna: "Cut it out."

Kugisaki: *Holding a box of ice cream sandwiches, hair dye, and stolen mascara* "I can't explain it, but these go together."

What they smell like:

Gojo Satoru
It's a cumulation of cologne and clean laundry, mixed in with a hint of syrup.

Nanami Kento
Paper and ink, wooden undertones and rain in spring.

Itadori Yuji
Soy sauce and teakwood. Salty like the ocean but not as strong.

Sukuna
Blood and old rust, cold winter air by a train.

Nobara Kugisaki
Mint and lemon, contrasted by a bit of soft flowers.