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MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Miss August James
[sent 02:07 a.m.]

August James
Lil Tay Tay!

August James
Good very early morning!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
That is not a real sentence...

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
It's 2 am

August James
... Good very late night, then?

August James
but like you came to me first 🙄

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Can you just say Hi like a normal person? osjdjsjsj

August James
ooooooh, sorry, no can do!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Well, I tried sigh

August James
what do u want from me😩😩

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I have a theory

August James
I'm curious to know what it is

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You don't sound curious at all!

August James
I'm shaking in anticipation!


MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You are overflowing with bullshit!

August James
Hmm... Mayhaps :)

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You mean perhaps...?

August James
Nope! I mean mayhaps!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
As in maybe and perhaps?

August James
Correctomundo!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Your late night self is slowly losing brain cells, isn't she?

August James
One braincell at a time 😔✊

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Wig anyway

August James
OH MY GOD DO NOT USE INTERNET LINGO ON ME PLS

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
WHY NOT? YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME

August James
YOURE A MILLENNIAL

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I AM EVERY BIT AS MUCH OF A MILLENNIAL AS YOU ARE

August James
I-

August James
I am not having this conversation right now

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Uhuuu I mean would you prefer being a gen z kid?

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