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MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I'm curious to know

August James
know what?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
if my contact name is still MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT in your phone


August James
it most definitely is!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
WHYYYY

August James
I mean, in case someone like steals or hacks my phone

August James
right

August James
and they go through my contacts and find you, they'll know it's the real deal!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You know what, I'm pretty sure it should be the OPPOSITE

August James
But what if that person really needs to contact you!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
And the only way to contact me would be through hacking your phone?

August James
Hey, you mock, but you never know what might be going on in that poor hacker's life

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You're right!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I should send you some sort of NDA to sign, I'm starting to no longer trust you

August James
Yeah 😤

August James
Yeah aha-ha, I'm about to call TMZ! I have them on speed dial! It was nice being your friend 🙏

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Since I'm already here, I'll just text you all the juicy gossip, yeah?

August James
omg! would u really? Thanks!!!

August James
While we're on the subject

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
uhu


August James
What do you have me saved as in your contacts??

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
not MISS AUGUST FUCKING JAMES

August James
Well that's a bummer 😒

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I mean, it shouldn't be


August James
WELL IT IS

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
how? 🤔

August James
So, what IS my contact name

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Just your name!


August James
Just my name?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Yeah?


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