Venti's personally made hellhole

Just a bunch of poop

*Nameless Bard*

Bard: I have a name

Venti: shhhhh it adds to the mystery

Bard: this is why we don't talk anymore

Venti: then why are we talking right now?

Bard: did you tell the entirety of monstadt that I died?

Venti: maybe

Bard: Venti you can't do that

Venti: it adds to my character

Bard: it doesn't

Bard: I keep getting flowers to my house

Bard: my mom thinks I have had a girlfriend for 5 years because I can't explain to her that my childhood friend convinced the country I am dead

Venti: sorry

Bard: its ok as long as you apologize :)

Bard: at least I have a reason to skip school

Venti: how do I apologize

Bard: form a band

Venti: what?

Bard: I'll explain when you have the members

Venti: asshole

Bard: also

Bard: why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend you bitch

Venti: bye Murata is talking to me

Bard: Venti

Bard: Barbatos

Bard: come back here

Bard: son of a bitch

*Venti's personally made hellhole*

tone deaf dj: how is school without me <3

atheist: better

tone deaf dj: so mean

the power of christ compels you: how is college?

tone deaf dj: idk

tone deaf dj: just got here

tone deaf dj: me and murata are lost

ginger manwhore: who is murata?

tone deaf dj: a friend

tone deaf dj: you played minecraft with her once

walnut: oohh the god of war?

tone deaf dj: yeah

ginger manwhore: thats a cool ass name

peepaw: Venti where are you?

tone deaf dj: got lost

mom: I'm already at the dorms

mom: turns out me and Ningguang share one

tired: its good you're not with a stranger

real gay pirate: omg me and Lisa share a dorm too

book horny: what are the chances

baal simp 1: I also got to share a room with Baal <3

fake gay pirate: lesbians have amazing luck

party pooper: my roomate isn't here yet

peepaw: what number?

party pooper: 304