Okay, you seriously need to go check out Disney's Adventures in Babysitting.
I just watched it for like the 100th time and I felt the need to add the rap song in here.
I'm only gonna add the lines/speaking parts because I'm to lazy to write out what happens.
Also remember in that one episode where Cass and Lance turnes to children, yeah, so think of that happening to Rapunzel, Cass and Eugene then also Red and Angry staying their same age.
Future Ruddiger here! Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t! Noooooo. I am so embarrassed by this one, but enjoy I guess...
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DJ: You ain't goin' nowhere till we get the facts.
Varian: *whispers to the group* What?
You: They want you to rap, Varian.
Varian: *turns back to audience*
Hello, my name is Varian.
These kids are my crew?
We're in a lot of trouble
and I'm not sure what to do.
You see it all started, when
our phones made a switch.
Y/n lied to the parents,
she's been a real witch.
Kid snuck out, the kitchen caught fire, the car got towed, all
because she's a liar.
Red: Now these bad guys are chasing us!
Rapunzel: We almost just died!
Cass: I got a tattoo.
You: Can we let that one slide?
Varian: This girl is ruining my life.
My job,
My reputation.
And if we ever get home, I'm gonna need a vacation.
But no matter what, I won't be a quitter
Gonna care for these kids,
cause I'm their ba-by-sitter.
Everyone but You and Cass:
He ain't no quitter
He's the babysitter
He ain't no quitter
He's the babysitter
He's the babysitter
You: *whispers to Cass* She's good.
Cass: *nods*
Everyone but You and Cass:
He ain't no quitter
He's the babysitter
He ain't no quitter
He's the babysitter
He's the babysitter
You: *cuts in and grabs the microphone* Hold up just a minute, that's not the straight scoop.
This girl's so uptight,
she's all tied in a loop.
Uh, let's rewind this
movie an hour or two.
The kid snuck out, I didn't have a clue.
Eugene: Yeah, That's true
You: Okay I admit it, I don't follow rules
I'm not good with kids,
I'm not good at school.
It wasn't my plan to steal a car,
Or end up in jail or take it this far.
It's true, I lied, but nobody's died
And these kids are having
an incredible ride.
*pulls Angry to otherside of the stage, which Angry is on rollar skates*
Varian: You think you know it all,
but you don't know me.
See I'm more than just,
Mr Spelling Bee.
You: I wanna be a real artist:
Take pictures, get gritty,
On your first night out
in the big, bad city.
You're a cool guy Varian,
but I'm pretty cool too.
In fact,
I'm just as great a
babysitter as you!
Varian: She's right. I'm smart
and I do follow rules,
I work real hard, and
I care about school.
There's a time for fun,
to let go and climb trees,
But I am a real artist,
Now everybody say "Cheese!" *holds up camera and takes selfie with group and the audience in the background*
You and Varian:
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters!
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Author's Note
So was this good? Should I make more songs that you and Varian sing?
You can request a song for me to do.
But I only do Disney Songs, so...
Choose a Disney Song for me to do! :)
Or don't, that's cool too.
Do you have any ideas? Put your request here:
See ya soon
Ruddiger
Word Count: 666
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