Impa: Mipha?!?! Mipha are you still there???
Impa: Answer us if everything is well!
Urbosa: Mipha!!! Please tell us you're okay!!!
Purah: Sorry, a silent princess was calling out to be placed in my botany album.
Purah: What'd I miss sis?
Link: Oh, I like this one. They're fun to dismember.
Purah: Link???
Impa: That isn't him!!!
Purah: The weird bird clown then?
Revali: HEYY WHO ARE YOU CALLING WEIRD BIRD CLOWN
Purah: ...
Purah: Mipha? I'm confused.
Revali: Sorry to break it to you airhead, but Mr. Butcherhouse here is some moron called "Dark Link" or something
Impa: It's Dark Link, Revali....
Revali: Ohhhh that's what the freak is called then, right?
Urbosa: ...
Impa: I'm amazed you're so content.
Revali: All this is probably a prank honestly.
(Mipha is back online)
Urbosa: Mipha!!!!
Impa: Mipha you're alright!!!
Revali: Yoo sushi girl!!
Mipha: W-Where are you g-guys?!
Mipha: Daruk???
Urbosa: Just calm down sweetie, calm down!!
Mipha: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KAML DWN WHENN MY HUSBDDJ TIRND INTYL A DEMKNBN
Revali: No no, she has a point
Urbosa: ARE YOU GONNA EVEN HELP YOU SPINELESS SAP
Revali: Hey now, no need to get excited
Revali: Can't you tell it's a prank? Link turning into a demon? Phhhhhh give this bird a break
Revali: ....
Revali: Wait, I just remembered he ate some of my brothers.
Revali: Nevermind everyone, Link's a demon. He can go expire.
Urbosa: YOU'RE NOT HELPING
Revali: I'm in bed mommy Urbosa, what am I supposed to do?
Urbosa: I DON'T KNOW?! MAYBE ENCOURAGING MIPHA?!!!
Revali: Right.
Revali: Hey Mipha, I bet today's the day you enter into fish heaven
Urbosa: ...
Revali: No... Sushi Heaven sounds better...
Revali: Is there actually a heaven for fish though...? Do fish even go to heave-
Urbosa: Shutup.
(Zelda is back online)
Zelda: Sorrysorrysorry I just finished a royal meeting, what did I miss??? Is Mipha alright???
Revali: Perfectly fine. Just something about Link going psychotic or demonic. Or both y'know.
Zelda: ?!?!?!?
Zelda: IMPA?!?!
Impa: Hold on, I'm trying to track Link's slate's distance from Mipha... sending coordinates to Daruk
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
