65 [Impulse Edition]

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Impulse: You have a tendency to overreact.

Doc: [stabs the table] I do not overreact.

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X: Impulse! :-D !!!! 💖💖💞🌟⭐️✨🌟⭐️✨⚡️💖💖💖

Impulse: How the fuck did you say that with your mouth

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False: [tapping on Impulse's door at 6am]

False: Do you wanna build a snowman?

Impulse: [in tune] No fuck you

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Impulse: What would you do if you were invisible?

Keralis: I think I'd like to spend time in nature. I could easily watch birds and animals without scaring them and I feel like it'd be really peaceful.

Iskall: Set up tripwires everywhere...

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Impulse: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

xB: You're going to get chocolate.

Impulse: No, xB, that's not-

xB: You're gonna get choCOLATES

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Joe: Thank you for agreeing to see me.

Impulse: I didn't. You just walked in and started talking.

Joe: Look, I don't have time for a history lesson.

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Hels: Can you pass the salt?

Impulse: Can you pass away?

Hels: Too much salt.

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Impulse: Hey Bdubs, you seem down! What's wrong?

Bdubs: It's just Doc's death traps.

Impulse: Yeah, those were stressful-

Bdubs: They're so impersonal now!

Impulse:

Bdubs: I mean, a dripleaf floor? One of my powers is plant manipulation! He forgot one of my powers! Where's the fear? The psychological torment?

Bdubs: It was bad enough when he hated me, but what if he doesn't care at all?!

Impulse:

Impulse: I'm not qualified to handle this level of gay drama

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Impulse: Go big or go home!

Zed: Imp, I am begging you. For once in your life go home. Just this once.

Impulse: I'M GOING BIG!

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