19| Annoy Stark

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Friends from work

Me:
So guys
The pictures are ready

Speedster:
Damn
You're really fast with that

Annoying Kid:
I thought editing needs a lot more work
You fix it in a day

Lovely Bird:
She's just awesome like that

Me:
Man
Really
Thank you tho

Lovely Bird:
Always :)

Tiny:
Go find somewhere else

Scary Woman:
Says the playboy

Me:
Now I want to continue

Lovely Bird:
Really
I admire you more every day

Me:
Thank you <3

Cyborg:
You broke Sam

Greeny:
He's grinning like an idiot
And curled up in a ball

Golden Boy:
How did that happened?

Strange Man:
Lori sent a heart

Golden Boy:
Oh that's what the < en 3 meant?

Tiny:
Tilt your phone

Golden Boy:
Oh now I see it

S

Me:
Anyone a clue how to annoy Stark?

Princess:
Plenty

Bug:
I can figure somethings out
He's a genius and easily angered

Lovely Bird:
We can annoy him with pickup lines

Me:
God I'm bad at that
Let me do a Google search

Friends from work

Lovely Bird:
Miss photographer?

Me:
Yes?

Lovely Bird:
What's your name again?
Can I call you mine

Me:
Sam!
I really was halfway typing my
name out for you

Tiny:
No!

Me:
But damn man
That was smooth

Tiny:
This will not happen here

Loud Alien:
DO WE GET TO SEE LOVE BLOOM?

Speedster:
Just so you know
Most of us have popcorn and are reading this

Me:
Sam did we share electrons when
we last saw each other?

Tiny:
Where is this going...

Me:
Because I am feeling a covalent
bond between us

Golden Boy:
I understood nothing of that
But Sam did

Greeny:
He's grinning again

Witch:
You're really good at this Lori
Oh god

Annoying Kid:
What happened?
I'm at May's this week

Witch:
I just looked in Sam's mind
Never doing that again

Tiny:
I don't even want to know

S

Me:
Well
Not so spectacular

Princess:
I don't know about you
but I hacked the cctvs
I see them all look at Sam
I see Sam blushing
I see Sam rocking himself in
a ball as his thumb waves over the keypad
He's deleting everything he writes

Bug:
Damnit
I'm missing the action again

Me:
I only used a pick up line from Google

Lovely Bird

Lovely Bird:
That was too much

Me:
The pickup line?

Lovely Bird:
Yes
You don't know how it is to get
one that impacts a lot

Me:
You're right
I don't
I never had anyone who
cared enough

Lovely Bird:
Then I'll change that
Let me change that
Do you want me to change that?

Me:
Whoa
Uh
Yeah why not
Shoot your shot

Lovely Bird:
You will not regret this!

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