I almost blew up my microwave

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A/N sooooo um this might be based off of a true story. I promise I have  a good answer for why I did what I tried to do. But I just can't think of it.

(Also the microwave is ok it only sparked for a second)




Alex

I ALMOST BLEW UP MY MICROWAVE 

Child

THATS WHAT THE BURNING SMELL IS

dad

Sprinkles what?!

Mom

What did we get ourselves into adopting you

Alex

A lot of messed up shit

BUT IT WAS SPARKING

I PANICKED

Dr.green

Are you ok?

Bob can't build it 

Forget that

 how did it almost blow up

Alex

Yes I'm ok

And first of all fuck you bob

Old man

LANGUAGE 

Alex

ENGLISH

I thought we said this before

Are you so old that you have amnesia 

Pigeon 

HA

Bird brain

WAIT HOW DID YOU BLOW UP YOUR MICROWAVE 

Alex

I  JUST WANTED MY JUICE BOX

Violet

...

Bird brain

...

Dr.green

...

Bob can't build it 

wHut

Dad

HOW

mom

HOW

Pigeon 

HAHHAH

Dash 

I did not see that coming 

Bob can't build it 

WHY DID YOU PUT A JUICE BOX IN THE MICROWAVE 

Alex

IT WAS COLD

Child

I LEFT YOU ALONE FOR 2 MINUTES 

Alex

I GOT HUNGRY

Mom

Sprinkles wHY DIDNT YOU JUST LEAVE IT OUT 

AND WHY WAS IT COLD

Alex

I DIDN'T WANNA WAIT

ALSO IT WAS IN THE FREZER

Pigeon 

WELL NO SHIT ITS COLD

Alex

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU COULDNT PUT A JUICE BOX IN THE MICROWAVE 

Bird brain

Common sense!?

Alex

I DONT HAVE THAT I LOST THAT


Bird brain 

HOW CAN YOU LOSE COMMON SENSE

Alex

I DONT KNOW BUT I DID

Bob can't build it 

Red, bucket 

Your child needs help

Mom

We have established that

Dad

Ya she does 

Alex

Hey!!!

I do not-

SHIT THE WATERS BURNING

Dr.green

Oh no I'm out

Bob can't build it 

Me to

Red bucket get your child

Mom

Yup

Dad

Got it

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