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sugar daddy

Jeongin:
Don't yall think that we carve pumpkins
Only to distract ourselves from the fact
That we're also lifeless round objects with fake smiles?

Hyunjin:
Dude you just blew my mind rn

Felix:
Who hurt you bruh?

Seungmin:
This group is probably the epitome of being emo and self-destructive

Jisung:
NOT ME BISHES!!

Changbin:
I still have to say smth important

Felix:
#winkingcow

Hyunjin:
#winkingcow

Jisung:
#winkingcow

Me:
So we actually did make it a thing

Minho:
Changbin why do you even bOTHER

Changbin:
Imma say it anyway!!
Chan, Minho, and my schooling is about to be over in a couple of months

Me:
.......

Minho:
Oh fuck.

Changbin:
Yes
This was the important thing

Jisung:
I'm kicking him out of the groupchat
Who's w me?

Minho:
Me

Jeongin:
Me

Seungmin:
Guys?
He's just stating the truth?

Minho:
That's okay but I didn't choose this day to grieve over my nonexistent school life

Me:
Mood
But Changbin, why would you say that now ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Changbin:
Bec I love making you cry
And the fact that I don't know what to do after school
And also the fact that I love dark

Felix:
Wait wait
Have literally ANY of us thought about what we're gonna do after school?

Jeongin:
I'm too young for this lmao

Jisung:
Bish you're just a year younger than me and my two besties
And Seungmin

Seungmin:
"And Seungmin"
You just showed your true colors

Hyunjin:
Omfg are we gonna start w a kdrama here?!?!

Seungmin:
For the last time, Hyunjin, no

Hyunjin:
Can I just say how fucking disappointed I am in you?
Like would you EVER take part in a drama?
Or even START a drama?
Nah, oF COURSE NOT!! 
*sighs in disappointment*
*chuckles in disbelief*
*shakes head*
This is madness!

Minho:
Did he just fucking use that-

Felix:
Blimey!
Bloody hell!

Me:
Felix you're Australian

Jeongin:
Seungmin's been real quiet after this

Jisung:
Hyunjin bro I almost cried
It was so emotional
My eyes are watering so much
I could easily the plants in my backyard

Changbin:
What the fuck am I looking at

(a/n: guys I lost the plot-)

Me:
Hey hey hey hey
I thought we had other things to talk about?

Minho:
Yes
Like divorcing Jisung

Jisung:
Nooo 🥺🥺

Jeongin:
Wait wait-
When did you marry-

Minho:
Do I have to explain?

Jisung:
Yes <3

Minho:
Alri...
So we were just talking and he proposed to be the other cat dad to my three children
And that's how we said the vows and married

Seungmin:
You had one cat, right?

Minho:
........

Felix:
Nawwww he had 2!!
Am I right?

Minho:
.......
Where's my pistol

Jisung:
Don't kill my twin :((
Here, take my chancla instead

Me:
No violence guys

Jeongin:
Chan sometimes reminds me of Captain America bec of the way he struggles

Me:
It's a way of living now

Hyunjin:
The pain is evident in his words

Jisung:
Okay but what are you guys gonna do after school?

Me:
Oh yeah!
I have an idea
Changbin, Jisung, can we actually take 3RACHA to the next level?
Like upload music online and all?
I'm so excited for this nshsmdjsjskdkdjjs

Minho:
Wow so you won't even consider me
I get it
Yeah I get it

Jisung:
No no I have an idea
We three could be in 3RACHA and Minho could be the sugar daddy to add an element of curiosity towards our band!! :D

Me:
Sugar daddy is a strange concept

Felix:
Shore

Me:
Felix? Wtf?

Felix:
Lmao I wanna catch up on all the details w Jisungie

Hyunjin:
Me toooooo!!

Jisung:
Goodbye y'all, my besties are calling me ;)

(a/n: QUICK UPDATE!! HEHEHE I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO SINCE I'VE BEEN ON A BED REST FOR A WEEK NOW AND IM FUCKING BORED

Also, did anyone get the sugar daddy reference? XDD

Thanks for reading! I love you!)