I know this may make me sound like an asshole but I was awake the whole time the group was in there. And everyone who took those pitchers will die after they send them to me of course.
Once I heard everyone move to the dining room I got up slowly making sure not to wake up the little shadow sleeping in my arms. I walked in and all eyes shot over to me. I faked a yawning sound and continued on to my seat.
I was trying to focus on my plate instead of the two death glares in receiving. There where 5 pieces of bacon and some scrambled eggs. Today was supposed to be waffle day and Toby new this. I looked his way to see him looking like a beat down puppy. and a handful of waffle mix on an empty plate. That's what you get when you act like a bitch and ruin one of my scarfs.
I started to eat the bacon and I honestly hate bacon but I'd rather eat it then candy. I only ate it because my little shadow was sad and they asked me with puppy dog eyes. Seriously, who can say no to y/n...
"So... Brother stealer.... Seemed you had a late night."
"Ha. Wouldn't you like to know, smiles."
I felt y/n stir within my grasp.
I grabbed the butter knife next to me and threw it directly next to Jeff's head. It embed itself in the wall, and Jeff just stood there stunned.
"Your to loud."
As much as I hate the idea I have to go out and get some more wine but I can't take the little shadow with me. I looked over to terenderman and thought of a good idea.
"Hey trender can you watch y/n for a little. You could even make him a new wardrobe."
He looked at me as if this was the most brilliant idea he's ever heard.
"Well... I suppose so. I have thousands of ideas for boys about his age and size!!"
He walked over to me and made a gimmie gimmie motion with his hands, waiting for me to hand over y/n.
I gave him the little mist and he teleported away.
After last night, mommy's gunna need to get a shit tun of wine.....
I woke up to the extremely loud sound of a sewing machine. I opened my eyes and looked to the left to see trenderman sewing a small pastel green outfit.
He stopped what he was doing and spun around in his chair to face me.
"Finally your awake!!! It's almost lunch you know. And you have to try on your new clothes for me."
He pointed behind his to a huge pile of clothes... How did he make all these so fast!
"Come on! I'll help you! And if they seem to stuffy of loose let me know!"
Who left me to die... Who did this to me... 😢
The next 3 hours consisted of me getting changed into multiple clothes with no escape.... There was no way out....
Well until lunch rolled around!!
I had on a pastel green link costume with a light brown boots. I looked like a better version of Ben. Trenderman picked me up and walked down stairs. Everyone was there except Kagekao. I jump out of trendermans arms and ran over to slender.
I was extremely excited to tell slender about all the costumes I got!
"Good morning slender!!"
He looked away from his book and turned towards me giving me all his attention.
"Good morning child."
I was bewildered on why my child looked like a mini BEN. Y/n noticed me looking at what he was wearing.
"Do you like it!! Trenderman made it for me! Isn't he amazing!! It's really soft to! He even made me a suit to look like you!-"
I stopped his ramblings by picking him up and placing him on my lap. As he continued to talk I filled up a bowl for him and shoved a piece of beef stew in his mouth.
"Mis is meally goof" (this is really good)
He continued to talk even with his mouth full. I let out a small chuckle and he looked up at me with the biggest smile I've ever seen from him. He then looked at Toby and said-
"Hay!! Did you go out and buy new waffle mix!! Wasn't today waffle day for breakfast-"
I covered his mouth but It was already to late, Toby banged his head on the table landing in a bowl of soup. Then the loud sobbing came..... We could all tell because the muffled screams and the bubbles rising from the stew.... God dammit y/n...i just got him to calm down to...
Y/n looked confused for a couple seconds then shrugged off and lifted the bowl of his mouth and slurping it down as if it was a giant cup. He really needs to learn table manners..
I laughed a little at the now chaotic table with Toby yelling y/n and him just ignoring him and continue eating. I was about to pick up my book again when I noticed something shiny peeking out of the top of y/n's boot.
It seemed to be a pair of scissors...
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