XXX-XXX-XX78 has created a group chat
XXX-XXX-XX78 has named the group chat "UA on Crack"
XXX-XXX-XX78 has added XXX-XXX-XX65, XXX-XXX-XX33, XXX-XXX-XX70 and 9 others
XXX-XXX-XX33: So this was your grand idea? I admit, I'm kinda impressed. You actually did something smart, Yamada!
XXX-XXX-XX78: Kinda? Did you just… Also, mean.
XXX-XXX-XX33: Serves the purpose doesn't it? Informal.
XXX-XXX-XX78: Yeah yeah.
XXX-XXX-XX89: This is a good idea indeed.
XXX-XXX-XX78: Ohhoho! The fun hasn't started yet!
XXX-XXX-XX33: What do you mean?
XXX-XXX-XX78: Watch!
XXX-XXX-XX78 has changed their name to BlondeInLeather
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX33's name to DevilInaVest
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX89'S name to OneKissIsAllItTakes
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX65's name to NeonHoboCocoon
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX70's name to NotForInnocentEyes
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX12's name to MineCraftManButGrey
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX00's name to TeethAndTrenchCoat
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX80's name to PewPewPew
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX60's name to VampiresSuck
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX07's name to PoorMan'sTonyStark
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX44's name to ResidentRamseyButNicer
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX90's name to IntoTheUnknown
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX57's name to TalkToMe
UA staff Chat
Nezu: Yamada, Who is XXX-XXX-XX57?
Present Mic: Hound Dog?
Nezu: Please check Hound Dog's number again.
Recovery girl: Did you add his new number? Did you not save it?
Present Mic: Oh shit! I added a stranger to the Chat!
Recovery girl: Sigh…
Present Mic: I didn't save his number so I had to type and I ended up mistyping :(
Nezu: Interesting. Yamada, I suggest you not to reveal anyone's identity in the group, including yours. Also, add Hound Dog as well. Please do it carefully.
Recovery girl: Isn't removing the stranger simpler?
Present Mic: Okay but why not kick them out?
Nezu: Because I want to see where this goes :)
Present Mic: Chiyo, pick me up! I'm scared!
Recovery girl: Nezu no
Nezu: Nezu yes!
Nezu: This goes for everyone in the group chat. Do not reveal your identities in the chat until we figure out who the unknown person is.
Ectoplasm: I'm not sure if this is okay, Nezu. What if that person hacks into our system?
Nezu: Oh don't worry about it. I'm already doubling our firewalls just in case.
Present Mic: I don't think I'm going to like where this is going.
UA on Crack
BlondeInLeather has added XXX-XXX-XX67
BlondeInLeather has changed TalkToMe's name to WhoArtThou
BlondeInLeather has changed XXX-XXX-XX67's name to TalkToMe
BlondeInLeather: @WhoArtThou who are you?
DevilInaVest: I would like to know as well.
OneKissIsAllItTakes: They're clearly not online.
BlondeInLeather: Oh right…
OneKissIsAllItTakes: Idiots.
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List:
BlondeInLeather: Mic
DevilInaVest: Nezu
OneKissIsAllItTakes: Recovery Girl
NeonHoboCocoon: Eraserhead
PewPewPew: Snipe
TeethAndTrenchCoat: Ectoplasm
NotForInnocentEyes: Midnight
ResidentRamseyButNicer: Lunch Rush
PoorMan'sTonyStark: Power Loader
TalkToMe: Hound Dog
MineCraftManButGrey: Cementoss
IntoTheUnknown: Thirteen
VampiresSuck: Vlad King
WhoArtThou: Izuku
(A/N a little clarification: The "UA on Crack" chat is from Izuku's POV. The numbers because he hasn't got their numbers saved. The rest of the teachers were in their respective classes while this happened. All Might isn't an official member of UA yet so he isn't in any of the chats… yet. Also, I hope you like the names lol 😂)
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