Baddies of the BAU
Derek: this case dumb crazy🤨🤨😹 unsub wildin
Emily: ^ NO because WHO TF EATS EYEBALLS OF THEIR VICTIMS AND THEN DECAPITATES SAID VICTIMS AFTER SLOWLY TEARING THEIR LIMBS OFF TO TORTURE THEM??😔 DUDES DOING A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH I BELIEVE
Y/n: mental illness 😋🙀
Derek: No actually. Cases like this give me big ick. 🤬🤬🤬🤬 stop killing people tf🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 not cool.
JJ: guys we're supposed to be putting a profile together if hotch comes back and sees yall texting he's not gonna be happy
Emily: I do not care😹👎🏻 he's literally in this gc does he not hear his phone going off?
Y/n: no he mutes his personal phone during cases
Emily: you know this why🤨
Derek: wow loser behavior tbh 🤕🤕 damn
Y/n: ^ fr just be built diffy 🙄
Hotch: Why are you guys not doing the profile?
Derek: Why aren't you doing me?🤨🤨🤕
Emily: oh.
Rossi: I'm concerned.
JJ: told you guys 🙄👎🏻
Hotch: take advice from my son and work the case please.
Y/n: AYO HOTCH???😨😨😨
Emily: STOP THATS SO FUNNY SHUT UP
Derek: OHMY GOD??? HELP😭😭
Rossi: jack in the box 📦 👌🏻
JJ: ...rossi💀💀
Derek: JACKS PUNCHING THE AIR RN WHAT THE FUCK🤣🤣👎🏾
Y/n: No fr I know he's crying and throwing up rn gonna show him these messages when we get back tbh🤗🤗
Hotch: wait no don't
Emily: HELLO?? SHUT UP STOP BEING FUNNY WHAT THE FUCK💀😭😭
Garcia: I vote we all be nice to one another :)
Reid: Derek and Emily will ruin that in .5 seconds tops.
Emily: Who tops?
JJ: em...
Emily: OH I was gonna say I'm a lesbian and even so I wouldn't touch Derek with a 20 ft pole😱😱😱😱
Derek: Denial 😹😹👎🏾 bozo I get mad hoes ah ha mad bitches skuurrrr🥶🥶🥶
Hotch: What.
Y/n: PLEASE I DONT THINK DEREK EVEN KNOWS WHAT HES SAYING BY THIS POINT HE JUST THINKS WORDS ABD WRITES THEM DOWN 💀💀
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
