After Marrying The Evil God

33

"Awesome, my bros, you're both even able to break the Guinness World Record." Jiang Yan said in admiration.

"The Guinness World Record?" Fu Mingye was puzzled.

What was that?

Forgive him for being an evil god that was airborne and was indifferent to everything else while living in the human realm for the past three years.
t/n: airborne = skipping an intro (basically he just got dropped onto earth without any upbringing / education about human culture)

"Look." Jiang Yan used a browser to search it up for him, "The humans' Guinness World Record for one minute two-person jump rope is 127 times. You guys have already gotten 168 here, it's a little... a little... abnormal." The fox reacted in hindsight.

This was too abnormal!!!

Human beings had their limits. After reaching a certain level, jumping rope one more time, running a second faster, or diving one meter deeper were all as difficult as climbing to the heaven.

Jiang Yan was an animal before he transformed, and animals also had limits, so he could understand the difficulty of breaking one's limits.

But gods basically had no limits.

Qi Baicha and Fu Mingye suddenly set the record too high.

The director group, the on-site staff, and the other guests looked at each other in amazement. The competition used the rope to count, and was also in broad daylight, so the possibility of counting incorrectly didn't exist.

Was this really an impromptu combination of the richest man and an amateur, and not professional athletes from the national team sent to provoke them?

Fu Mingye: "..." How did it turn out like this.

They accidentally broke mankind's limit.

127 and 168 were basically the same in the god's eyes. Before he properly understood human beings, it was very difficult for him to control this slight deviation.

To gods it was something negligible, but to humans it was a huge leap.

Fu Mingye still didn't suspect Qi Baicha. He was the one responsible for swinging the rope, and gods' hand speed was far greater than humans' reaction speed. He could've swung the rope two or three times in the time it took for Chacha to jump once, so it wasn't very surprising that Chacha could keep up until the end.

Because he was completely focused on controlling his own power when swinging the rope, Fu Mingye didn't notice that Qi Baicha was actually completely keeping up with his speed at all.

Although Qi Baicha was also slightly suspicious, but because of the extremely thick rose-tinted lens that he looked at Mr. Fu through, he didn't ruminate on it, only thinking that his husband was very strong, as expected.

In the end, in gods' understanding, although 168 times was a little more powerful than the current human limit, it wasn't that much more powerful, and diligent exercise could make up for this gap.

Gods really thought that way.

The world had many skilled people, and not all of the achievements would be noted down by people or counted as records. Mr. Fu's speed, then, actually wasn't too exaggerated.

If a person suddenly encountered a woman wearing a historical costume on the street, their first reaction would be "she's filming something" instead of "she transmigrated from ancient times." This was a normal line of thought; the possibility of the latter was too small, and normal people wouldn't believe it.

For the snow god, "his husband was also a god" was something like this, something that had such a small probability, that he had never even thought about it before.