Story Telling

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Annie, Jackson, Debbie: Dad, how did you and mum meet?

Tim: Ah, kids that is a story for the ages.

Tim: Sit down, sit down, it is truly a great story.

Tim: So, as you know....

*Many, many hours later*

Tim: ... And that is your mother and I's story up to now.

Annie: Aw, that was romantic.

Debbie: I liked the part where Aunt Cass glared at everyone at mum and dad's wedding.

Jackson: ... I was conceived while you were on patrol.

Jackson: Ugh, you told me it was a super romantic thing, not, y'know an adrenaline release.

Jackson: Ohmygod. I'm scarred for life.

Stephanie: *Enters room* Hi kids. Hi Timbo.

Stephanie: What did you all do today? I saved two lives at the clinic.

Debbie: Dad told us how you met.

Annie: And how Jackson was conceived.

Jackson: *Sobs sadly*

Stephanie: Really?

Annie: Yeah, I can't believe he saved you from Cluemaster.

Stephanie: Hm?

Debbie: Yeah, he saved you from Cluemaster after he captured you because he's your dad.

Stephanie: Is that all?

Tim: *Panicking* Yes dear, no need, to ask anymore questions.

Jackson: Why? What's wrong?

Stephanie: That's not how we met.

Tim: *Begging on his knee's* Stephie, please.

Annie: How did you actually meet mum?

Debbie: Yeah.

Jackson: *Muttering* As long as it doesn't involve me being conceived I'm fine.

Stephanie: *Looks at Tim*

Stephanie: *Looks at her kids*

Stephanie: *Smirks*

Tim: *Whimpers*

Stephanie: I hit him with a brick!!!

Annie:

Debbie:

Jackson:

The kids: WHAT?!?!?!?

Stephanie: *Laughing manically*

Tim: *Sobs into his Wife's legs*

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