Two Words: Pranking War

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(Thought I overlooked or forgot this one? Nope! I_Dont_Carreee gets a cookie for this idea! (:::))

April Fools was upon them. The day that water, confetti and silly string would unite to wreck havoc on unsuspecting humans worldwide.

And it wasn't just restricted to the homo-sapient beings.

Jeff the Killer

The psychotic killer had been secretly hiding under a shrub for a whole day and night. Plotting. Planning. Scratching his bottom with a knife. And then planning some more.

You noticed that Jeff was seemingly stuck there like a superglued bird but paid him no heed as you graciously tipped out a shimmering waterfall from the watering can for the plants.

Then Jeff had to scramble away and creep in through the bathroom window to have a shower because his hoodie now smelt suffocatingly earthy.

After pulling out a worm from behind his ear, Jeff decided that plotting and planning would probably be best done indoors.

So he sat inside your roomy closet, wiggled around to get comfortable, and then started all over again.

Unfortunately, Jeff was so preoccupied with planning a perfect April Fools prank that he didn't notice the day had already passed.

BEN Drowned... In water balloons?

Little BEN hadn't returned to the mansion yesterday because he had been under your bed, sketching out the perfect battle plan. Of course, you didn't know that and was blissfully unaware.

Satisfied, he rolled up the large blueprint and marched out of your room.

You looked up from your desk and saw only an open door.

"Damn ghosts again..."

Then BEN's head poked up from the window. He was tied to a large pink balloon, which was keeping him semi-afloat.

"Operation "Prank Y/N" is officially in session!" The little elf cackled under his breath before pulling out a water balloon filled with a ketchup and mustard combo.

He got ready, aimed and fired.

Splat!

Perfect shot. Critical hit. Bullseye. Whatever you'd like to call it.

You slowly turned around, your eyes beginning to turn red.

The whole house shook.

"BENJAMIN DROWNED! YOU'VE RUINED MY ESSAY AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!"

BEN faced an onslaught of study supplies which was flung at his head. A pencil managed to puncture the balloon, which caused him to go zooming off 'n round' and round' with a funny sort of squealing sound.

Dark Link~

Darkness didn't seem to even acknowledge that it was April Fools.

But you did.

You slowly crept up on him with something hidden behind your back. It was a wonderfully baked pie which was practically on the verge of bursting with so much creamy filling inside.

"Oh Darkness?~"

To your dismay, Dark Link stood up and loyally walked right up to you.

"Yes, my darling angel?" He asked sweetly with innocent eyes.

He was just... So cute and unsuspecting...

You hesitated and took a step back, bumping into the closed door.

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