All My Hoes
Granger Danger: good luck
Harry and Cedric on the task today!
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: yes, good luck!
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Thank you!
Barrold Pottery: yeah thanks
Thing 1: we're sure you'll
do swimmingly Harry
Thing 2: you as well Ceddy boy
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Ceddy Boy?
Thing 2: yes you like?😏
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
😳 maybe...
Y/n Diggory: Well ok then
Y/n Diggory: good luck
on the task guys👍
4 hours later
Granger Danger: well done
both of you!
Food Boi Wazlib: yeah good job
Barrold Pottery: talking to
me again, are you?
Food Boi Wazlib: yeah... I'm
sorry bro, I should've listened
Food Boi Wazlib: I missed you🥺
Barrold Pottery:...
Barrold Pottery: I missed
you too🥺
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: aww great🙄
Y/n Diggory: now Herman's
gonna leave me
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: dw you can
hang out with me
Y/n Diggory: I'm omw
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: come
to the Gryffindor common
room, there's a party🕺💃
Y/n Diggory: ooh a social
setting with many people
whom I don't know and probably
will be awkward with? Sorry
bro I'm gonna have to pass✋
Food Boi Wazlib: Y/n is
socially awkward?
Food Boi Wazlib: I refuse to
believe it
Y/n Diggory:
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
She is.
Y/n Diggory: yeah... also I
rlly wanna sleep so...
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: ok ttyl then <3
Y/n Diggory: <3
Female Weasley
Female Weasley: there I
asked her to the party, happy?
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
