A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
Y/n Diggory: did what? Y/n Diggory: HOLY SHIT Y/n Diggory: YOU DIDNT
Food Boi Wazlib: mhmm
Y/n Diggory: WHAT DID SHE SAY?
Granger Danger: no of course
Food Boi Wazlib: it was awful Food Boi Wazlib: I swear I wanted to be burried alive right there and then
Y/n Diggory: aww I'm sorry Ronnie:(
Food Boi Wazlib: well did you ask her?
Y/n Diggory: well no I actually didn't Y/n Diggory: which leads me to my thought of the day Y/n Diggory:
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Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: oh no who tf boosted my sister's ego?
Y/n Diggory: Blaise Zabini
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: Wdym??🤨
Y/n Diggory: yeah that's right I pulled Blaise MOTHERFUCKING Zabini
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: ...im gonna kill a bitch
Y/n Diggory: no you will not and if you do I will kill you right back Y/n Diggory: but anyways just wanted to let you guys know that I am hotter than you all🥰
Barrold Pottery: wait- so Zabini asked you to the ball
Y/n Diggory: yup😜
Barrold Pottery: oh ok
Harry, Ron and Hermione's gc
Harry:
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Hermione: im sorry Harry😕
Ron: yea mate Ron: well at least all three of us don't have dates Ron: we can go as a trio
Hermione: no we can't
Ron: why?
Hermione: because I already have a date
Ron:😲 Ron: no you don't
Hermione: yes i do
Ron: who?
Hermione: im not telling
Ron: why not Read
Ron: and then there was two
Harry: now we just need dates
Ron: ....
Harry: well- we are best friends...
Ron: and we both need dates...
Harry: Y'know what? Fuck it Harry: Ron Weasley will you accompany me to the Yule ball
Ron:... ask me properly
Harry: wdym
Ron: ask me in irl Ron: with flowers Ron: and chocolates
Harry: fine Harry: but no flowers and chocolates
Ron: oh fine just come and ask me Read
Harry: and we both know we're just going as friends right?
Ron: yea ofc
Harry: ofc
A/n- yes Harry and Ron going together isn't Canon... but idgaf If you're reading this story ily<3
