All My HoesWIFE💍😏😫🛐:
ITS CHRISTMAS EVEEEEY/n Diggory: YES IT ISSSS
Granger Danger: AND TMRW
IS THE BALLLLLL!!!Food Boi Wazlib: AND WHO
ARE YOU TAKINGGGG??Granger Danger: IM NOT
TELLINGGG
Granger Danger: WHAT ABOUT
YOUUUU
Granger Danger: WHO ARE YOU
TAKINGGGGG???Food Boi Wazlib: ...
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
I got a dateY/n Diggory: who?
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Cho ChangY/n Diggory: no, who?
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
I just said, Cho Chang
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
She's in your house, you should
know herY/n Diggory: no rlly who?
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
CHO. CHANG.Y/n Diggory: asked.
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
😐Y/n Diggory: Jk Cho's a great girl
Y/n Diggory: you better not
mistreat her or I will hunt you downAnnoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
I- nvm not worth itY/n Diggory: ZHARAAAAA
Zhara Redekop: wut?
Y/n Diggory: WHO ARE YOUUUU
GOING WITH TO THE BALLZhara Redekop: uhhhhhhhhhhh
Food Boi Wazlib: I bet she's
gonna take a bookY/n Diggory: Ron you better
be careful, or someone might
think you have a little crush on
miss Redekop hereZhara Redekop: don't start Y/n
Food Boi Wazlib:
Y/n Diggory: yeah I shouldn't
be shipping you guys
Y/n Diggory: yk since you're
both already marriedZhara Redekop: no. You're done.
You're done.Food Boi Wazlib: who am I
married toY/n Diggory: Harmonica ofc
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...