Dr.Phil's waiting list
Lavender: so how did everyone
enjoy the ball
Cho: I had a great time with Cedric :)
Angelina: I had a good time...
Fred's dancing was a bit...
eccentric...
Side Hoe: I honestly had a
pretty good time, but Lee
was quite preoccupied with
thinking about George :/
Granger Danger: the moral
of my night is that Ron is an
asshole
Luna Lovegood: I'm sorry
that you didn't have a good
night Hermione😕
Granger Danger: thank you
Luna but it's alright, really
Lavender: what about you Y/n
I saw you with Blaise😏
Y/n Diggory:... it was alright...
Granger Danger: you don't
need to protect our feelings
by saying you had a mediocre
night
Y/n Diggory: oh thank god
Y/n Diggory: I had an amazing
night with Blaise, he is such
a gentleman
Y/n Diggory: and after he walked
me all the way to Ravenclaw
tower and kissed my cheek
goodnight
Luna Lovegood: that's
wonderful Y/n🙂
Angelina: but what was up with Draco?
Angelina: I looked over and
her was glaring at you two
Angelina: and he looked pissed
Y/n Diggory: prolly bc he asked
me and I called him an asshole
and embarrassed him and then
said yes to his friend lolz
Angelina: wait you got asked
by Draco Malfoy?
Y/n Diggory: yea
Y/n Diggory: the audacity
of that discharge ferret
Granger Danger: do you think
anything is going to become of your relationship with Blaise?
Y/n Diggory: well he did ask me
out for the next Hogsmeade trip...
Side Hoe: HE WHAT
Side Hoe: WHY WASNT I
INFORMED ABOUT THIS
Side Hoe: THIS IS CRUCIAL
INFORMATION
Y/n Diggory: yes and I am very
sorry I didn't tell you sooner shawty😔
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: AYO WHAT
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: I THOUGHT
THIS WAS A ONE TIME THING
BUT NOW YOURE GOING ON
A DATE?!?
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: HOLD ON
Y/n's brother
Ginny: you're sister going on a
date with Blaise Zabini
Female Weasley has unmuted notifications from this conversation
Female Weasley: Y/n's going
on a date with Blaise Zabini
Harry: wait what?
Female Weasley: you heard me
Female Weasley: or read me
Female Weasley: or whatever the fuck
Harry: she's going on a date
with him?
Female Weasley: that's what
I just said wasn't it? Istg
Brother #6
Brother #6: what did you do?
Ginny: wdym
Brother #6: care to explain
why Harry's crying rn
Ginny: he's what?😀
Brother #6: he's murmuring
something about a Zamboni
and a gate... oh no a date... and
Y/n...
Brother #6: wait did. Zabini ask
Y/n on a date?
Ginny: wait Harry's crying
bc of that??
Ginny: bc same🤪✌️
Brother #6: how do I fix it
Ginny: turn it off and back
on again idk
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
you're going on a date with Zabini?
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
What did I say about boys?
Y/n Diggory: who tf told you?
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Ginny did and I'm glad bc
boys are icky and I forbid you
to ever speak to them again
Y/n Diggory: idgaf what you
fOrBiD me to do
Y/n Diggory: now excuse me
but I have to go murder a ginger
Y/n Diggory has changed 'WIFE💍😏😫🛐' to 'Ginerva'
Y/n Diggory: how could you
Y/n Diggory: you betrayed me
Y/n Diggory: and I know that
you'll never feel sorry
Y/n Diggory: FOR THE WAY I HURT
Ginerva: I'm sorry Y/n
Ginerva: it's just-
Y/n Diggory: I don't wanna hear it
Y/n Diggory: don't call me
Y/n Diggory: don't come by my house
Y/n Diggory: we're done
Y/n Diggory: I want a divorce😔
Ginerva: PLS NO
Ginerva: THINK OF THE
CHILDREN
Y/n Diggory: THEYRE NOT
MINE AND YOU KNOW IT!
Ginerva: no pls bby girl come
back
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
