(Person A: Dougie
Person B: Tom
Person C: Danny)
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Dougie: *To Tom* So are you and Danny married?
Tom: WHAT?!?! No! We were just-
Danny: Married? WELL I WASN'T INVITED.
Tom: Wait....What-
Danny: In fact I don't even remember getting an invitation. Tom, if you had invited me I would have gone to our own wedding.
Tom: THERE WAS NO WEDDING!
Danny: No Wedding?? For Our Own Marriage?? What kind of nonsense is this??
Tom: This is why I can't take you places..
