Ur Mom😘Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Y/n, take it down now.Y/n Diggory: take what down?
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
You know exactly what I meanY/n Diggory: hmm no I don't
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Your tt of you doing that dance
where the cat is getting their organs
rearranged to the camel songFood Boi Wazlib: so that's why
that sound keeps replaying on
Harry's phone
Message deletedSide Hoe:
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
?? Saw what??
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Look Y/n just take it down
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
There are some creeps who might
see thatY/n Diggory: ok fineeeee
Ron Weasley
Zhara: hey Ron?
Ron Weasley: mhmm?
Zhara Redekop: does Harry
like Y/n?Ron Weasley: what?
Zhara Redekop: does Harry Potter,
your best friend, like Y/n Diggory,
my best friend?Ron Weasley: ...
Ron Weasley: noZhara Redekop: HE DOES
Zhara Redekop: BAHAHAH
Zhara Redekop: LMAOAOAORon Weasley: ok fine he does
Ron Weasley: but you can't tell
Y/n ok?
Ron Weasley: under no circumstances
can you tell her
Ron Weasley: or else imma be a dead
man✌️😗Zhara Redekop: fineee
Ron Weasley: sooo do you
know if she...Zhara Redekop: likes him back?
Zhara Redekop: idk but she was all
smiley after Transfiguration when
she sat next to him the other day🤷♀️Ron Weasley: oh?
Zhara Redekop: mhmm but idk
Ron Weasley: ok cool, cool
Ed Shee-RON
Ed Shee-RON: Y/n likes you
Harry: what?
Ed Shee-RON: Y/n. Likes. You.
Harry: uhhh no she doesn't
Ed Shee-RON: well you know
Transfiguration class the other
day and when you were moved
to sit next to her?Harry: yeah...
Ed Shee-RON: pls I can feel
your blush radiating through
the phone
Ed Shee RON: anyways- apparently,
she was all smiley after that😏Harry: she was?
Harry: probably bc she got to stomp
on my foot and made me cry...Ed Shee-RON: jeez so pessimistic
Harry: no I'm being realistic
Ed Shee-RON: whatever, ttyl
Harry: yea ok
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...