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QUEENIE
i'm annoyed

LANDO
whats up?

QUEENIE
cara doesn't know when
to not stick her nose into
everything
QUEENIE
she's constantly trying
to control my life

LANDO
whats happened?

QUEENIE
she's just went off on me
bc she thinks she knows better
than me on how to deal with
things in MY OWN life

LANDO
you're gonna have to be
a little less vague for me
to understand, queens

QUEENIE
it doesnt matter about
the context
QUEENIE
she just always thinks she
has a say in the decisions i
make in life when she quite
clearly does not

LANDO
i'm so confused rn

QUEENIE
ugh
QUEENIE
basically, our ex-best friend
messaged me while we were on
holiday and then also wished me
luck on my first day at the firm
yesterday and cara knew about
the first but then has just found
out about the second time and so
thinks she has a right to stop me
from just politely replying to their
messages

LANDO
how come she doesn't want
you talking to her

QUEENIE
him*

LANDO
what?

QUEENIE
our ex-friend is a boy
QUEENIE
and it's bc she thinks he's
a dickhead

LANDO
and is he?

QUEENIE
well yeah
QUEENIE
but that's not changed
QUEENIE
he's always been a dickhead

LANDO
with all due respect, why would
you wanna be friends with him
again if he's a dickhead

QUEENIE
there's more to the story
QUEENIE
you wouldn't understand

LANDO
then make me understand
LANDO
i can't help you if you don't
give me the whole picture
LANDO
plus it might just help you
to talk about it to someone
unbiased

QUEENIE
will, cara, lola and i all grew
up together
QUEENIE
we were in most of the same
classes at school and so just
bonded right away and became
a little group
QUEENIE
will's whole charm is his
personality, he's a dickhead but
you can't help but like him for it
QUEENIE
but last christmas, he pushed it
too far and so we fell out with him
QUEENIE
cara and lola have been the leaders
of the william lahey exhile club
ever since and can't get their heads
around the fact that being friends
again with someone who was in our
lives for 10 years wouldn't be the
worst thing to ever happen

LANDO
how bad was the falling out?
LANDO
i'm assuming bad with you guys
not talking to him for nearly a year
but like, what did he do to cause it?

QUEENIE
he was quite shitty to his
girlfriend at the time

LANDO
ahhh so it's like girl code
LANDO
in the least sexist way possible

QUEENIE
i guess

LANDO
is cara still friends with the
girlfriend?

QUEENIE
yeah

LANDO
then i think she just wants to
protect her friend
LANDO
think about it
LANDO
if your ex was shitty to you
and then cara starting being
friendly with him, you probs
wouldn't be too pleased

QUEENIE
i didn't message u so that
u could take her side

LANDO
i'm not taking her side
LANDO
i'm talking you down
from going psycho

QUEENIE
i'm not psycho

LANDO
ur a little psycho
LANDO
but it's okay <3

QUEENIE
i hate you

LANDO
i say cool down, leave it for
the day if you have to
LANDO
but then message cara and
try to make up

QUEENIE
i don't like saying sorry

LANDO
then don't say sorry
LANDO
just say you can see where
she's coming from

QUEENIE
okay

LANDO
okay

QUEENIE
thank you <3

LANDO
no problem <3

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