Thankskilling

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Alastor: "Oh Thanksgiving, the blessing of being thankful of all things even in Hell of all places."

Charlie: "I can't argue with that."

(Y/N): "All we need is the turkey to cook and that's all."

Angel Dust: "I'll take care of it."

All of us jumped from hearing that.

Vaggie: "No, not again."

Angel Dust: "C'mon! What's wrong with my turkey cooking?"

Husk: "You didn't cook a damn turkey, you cook yourself!"

(Y/N): "Like last time remember?"

*Flashback*

(Imagine this is Angel Dust)

Angel Dust: "Stuffing anybody?"

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Angel Dust: "Stuffing anybody?"

Present:

Angel Dust: "You fuckin' lot don't know how to eat!"

(Y/N): "Just help with the ingredients and we're good to go. Savy?"

Alastor: "Just the only ingredients I picked out. You can do that."

Angel Dust: "Fine."

Later

(Y/N): "Pour some of it over there and...done."

Angel Dust: "Good, let's eat."

Vaggie: "Needs to be cooked first."

You put it in the oven and cook for few hours.

(Y/N): "I'll watch over it."

(Y/N): "Good, now then..."

The oven burst open and the turkey was ALIVE!!!

Monster Turkey: "You cooked me in the oven! And now you will pay for this

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Monster Turkey: "You cooked me in the oven! And now you will pay for this. I summoned my fallen servants upon you all! *Gobble*

His servants

His servants

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All of them were until you did this

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All of them were until you did this.

(Y/N): "Gobble gobble, motherfuckers!"

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(Y/N): "Gobble gobble, motherfuckers!"

Afterwards

You revealed 3 different turkeys on the table with the main one at the table.

Charlie: "I don't remember having more than one turkey."

(Y/N): "The 'ingredients' may have something to do with this."

All of us looked at Alastor.

Alastor: "Thought we make more for later."

(Y/N): "Fine with me. White meat or dark?"

Happy Thanksgiving Day!

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