Alastor: "Oh Thanksgiving, the blessing of being thankful of all things even in Hell of all places."
Charlie: "I can't argue with that."
(Y/N): "All we need is the turkey to cook and that's all."
Angel Dust: "I'll take care of it."
All of us jumped from hearing that.
Vaggie: "No, not again."
Angel Dust: "C'mon! What's wrong with my turkey cooking?"
Husk: "You didn't cook a damn turkey, you cook yourself!"
(Y/N): "Like last time remember?"
*Flashback*
(Imagine this is Angel Dust)
Angel Dust: "Stuffing anybody?"
Present:
Angel Dust: "You fuckin' lot don't know how to eat!"
(Y/N): "Just help with the ingredients and we're good to go. Savy?"
Alastor: "Just the only ingredients I picked out. You can do that."
Angel Dust: "Fine."
Later
(Y/N): "Pour some of it over there and...done."
Angel Dust: "Good, let's eat."
Vaggie: "Needs to be cooked first."
You put it in the oven and cook for few hours.
(Y/N): "I'll watch over it."
(Y/N): "Good, now then..."
The oven burst open and the turkey was ALIVE!!!
Monster Turkey: "You cooked me in the oven! And now you will pay for this. I summoned my fallen servants upon you all! *Gobble*
His servants
All of them were until you did this.
(Y/N): "Gobble gobble, motherfuckers!"
Afterwards
You revealed 3 different turkeys on the table with the main one at the table.
Charlie: "I don't remember having more than one turkey."
(Y/N): "The 'ingredients' may have something to do with this."
All of us looked at Alastor.
Alastor: "Thought we make more for later."
(Y/N): "Fine with me. White meat or dark?"
Happy Thanksgiving Day!
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Hell's Killer (Hazbin Hotel x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou were a prodigal assassin. The best of the best. The body count of criminals were indescribable. Even in off duty, you kill scumbags. But your life came to an end. Plus instead of going to Heaven, you got drag down to Hell. Ain't that a bitch? PS...