The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)

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IRL

Y/n sat across from her brother at Three Broomsticks.

"Sooo how's it going with Blaiseeee?" He asked 'subtly'.

"Gooood how's it going with Chooooo" she said in the same tone.

"Gooood... he's treating you good? No icky boy stuff?"

"Nooo, no iCkY bOy StUfF. He's actually really nice"

"That's good, that's good..."

They drifted into a slightly awkward silence.

"What do you see in him?" Cedric suddenly asks.

"What?"

"Blaise, I mean"

"Are we still on this?" Y/n groans.

"It's just- you're my baby sister and-"

"Look Ced," Y/n began exasperatedly, "you can't be so protective over me. I get you're my brother and you love me, and I love you too, but you can't be like this with any guy that comes my way"

He looks to be deep in thought for a moment, then nods.

"I know- I know I'm sorry" he mumbled.

"Ugh what are you gonna be like at my wedding" Y/n groaned.

"Wedding?"

"Do you think I'm going to pathetic and lonely all my life?" She breathed a chuckle.

"Well- no..."

"I might just marry the most unbearable bloke so you have to suffer though the ceremony" Y/n teased.

Cedric chuckled, "well then I might just object the whole thing, cause a scene and everything"

"Oh no you won't!"

"Well maybe if you actually found a decent guy"

Y/n gasped dramatically, "are you insulting my taste in men?"

"Nooooo it's just-"

"Look Blaise is a nice guy, ok?"

Cedric merely nodded and they drifted back into silence, slightly more comfortable this time.

"Why did we ever drift apart?" He asked.

"I don't know... I guess it happened when we first came here... when I first came here... I was so upset when you got to come here two years ahead of me and I was so scared that you'd make all new friends and I wouldn't be as popular... I tried to distance myself from you... I didn't want to be known as 'Cedric Diggory's little sister'... I don't know..." she shook her head.

"That's really the reason?"

"I know it sounds stupid and cliché and weird"

"It is, because I would never want you to feel that way and drift away from me because of that"

(A/n- ik this moment is so moment-y but deal with it😫)

Y/n just shook her head and chuckled, "remember when you left for your first year and I was on the platform crying?"

"And everyone was staring at you weird and that lady was so concerned?"

"Oh yeah! And she was like 'do you want some sweets dear?'"

"And do you remember what you said after that?"

Y/n shook her head and placed it on her arms, which rested on the table.

"You said 'NO I WANT CEDDY!' and cried even louder" Cedric laughed.

Y/n rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"We used to be so close as kids"

"Except for that one time you pushed me down the stairs" Y/n added.

"That was out of self defense!" Cedric defended.

"I was two years old  and trying to give you a hug!"

"Well that's- completely besides the point!"

The two burst out laughing, something they hadn't done together in awhile.