meet the swagman - a/n

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uh
so
i kinda
exist i guess
ask me question if you want
no nsfw of course
but
here's my updated intro cause
uh
yeah
hi
i'm princemellohi
some of you might know me as mellohi
ethereal
goblin
eret
uhhhhh i use a lot of neo/xenopronouns
for the most part just he/xe/it/raccoon/ram/rot/void/ender works just fine
i do not care
eeee
what else
i might be autistic?
that's something i'm gonna throw on there
uhhhh

uhso i kindaexist i guessask me question if you wantno nsfw of coursebuthere's my updated intro causeuhyeahhii'm princemellohisome of you might know me as mellohietherealgoblineretuhhhhh i use a lot of neo/xenopronounsfor the most part just he/xe/...

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yeah
i'm so cool and swag
me swag
swagman
yes
i sleep with stuffed animals 👍
uh
i am a child
not comfortable saying my exact age but i am in fact still in middle school
e
yes
uhhhhh
what now
piss?
piss yes?
piss yes no?

if you ever somehow recognize me irl based on that photo never say hi to me
my parents think that showing my face online is gonna attract so many old pedo men
all i have to say
is
does that make me a sexy cishet white girl
i'm white
don't call me sexy ever
i'm trans
i'm aroace
and as i said
i'm a trans male

yes queen

what now
what do you guys want to know

have an amazing day/night/whateva
-mellohi the swagman

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