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𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒
𝐀𝐍: Inspired by the video from YouTube called 'Concerned Mother'. I do not recommend it...🙂
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Quake: *abruptly wakes up* F*CK! I've been washing dishes in my sleep again! F*cking late for school! 💢
*shoves kitchenwares away*
Quake: Cahaya go grab duri! No not like that!💧
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Quake: Ais, no time for cereal! *throws box of cereal away* Here! Go eat some granola bars! No time for granola bars! *throws granola bars away* 💢
Quake: F*ck it! We'll just have some breakfast and lunch and move on to dinner!💢
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Quake: *rushes to Api's room* Get your ass up you lazy son of a b*tch, you're changing your own diaper!💢
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Quake: No Taufan, you can't have milk on Taco Tuesday! That is not Mexican, now go eat your Doritos! *throws Doritos chips at Taufan*💢
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Quake: *On the phone* No i don't have a favorite child, but i do have a least favorite. It's the youngest.💧
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Quake: Come on Hali! Make me wanna be your mom! *gets hit by a soccer ball* I'm telling Yaya about your wet dreams!💢
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Quake: Give me back my phone, before you taste my fist.💢
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Quake: Taufan, you're gonna shut up and eat this like it's ass! *tastes casserole* Which one of you kids came in my casserole?! 💢
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Quake: Ais, i need you to get off the toilet, Mama's starting to crown! F*ck it! I'm squeezing you out of passenger!💢
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Quake: *On the phone* Mom, i need help, i passed out and the kids put me in a dino costume and they put me in the pool!😭
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Quake: *On the phone* Now it's Solar this time. He's running away from home and he's taking one of my good casseroles!💢
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Quake: It's not a crime if it's your kid! *picks up Duri from the ground*💧
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Quake: Mama got you a kitchen and a stroller, so you can be ready when you give up on your dreams.✨
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Quake: I should've barfed you out on the f*cking toilet bowl!💢
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Quake: You son of a b*tch, Hali open this gate right now or i'm counting to 3! 1, 4... You're gonna drop out of college.💢
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Quake: That's it! You just lost toilet paper! Have fun getting creative Api.💢
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Quake: Imma start cooking, i need this kitchen evacuated for 1 hour! Evacuate the kitchen!💢
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Quake: If you don't like my tuna casserole, then you're a retard and a liar. Or worst, a vegan.💢
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Quake: You just lost seatbelt motherf*cker! 💢
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Quake: Hali, you need to stop going through puberty.
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Quake: *Holding a knife* Get the f*ck outta my kitchen or imma slice your tiny d*ck.💢
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Quake: C'mon kids, we're going on casserole give away.✨
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Quake: Thanks for coming to the baptism Gopal! *Throws a casserole*✨
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Quake: Happy birthday, Fang! *Throws a casserole*✨
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Quake: No one likes you Adudu. This ones for me! *eats casserole aggressively*💢
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Quake: Taufan, i will not let you ruin Taco Tuesday!💢
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Quake: Oh Solar, you're not a mistake. You're a regret. Now pick up this sh*t.💢
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