Hogwarts Houses

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Okay, so I decided that I should make this more fun, so every week, I'll put one chapter and one fun thing. 

This fun thing is watching me turn into the Sorting Hat and sort the characters in Hogwarts houses- kinda boring, but everything I write is boring, soooooooooo

Sophie: Umm... Slytherin. I dunno, I just feel like she would be in Slytherin- like those people in Slytherin that are in Slytherin but don't go evil... Slytherin's traits are...

Cunning

Ambition

Resourcefulness

Fraternity

Pride

Determination

Leadership

Self-Preservation

Lineage

So she's not exactly focused on lineage or self preservation, and she isn't cunning, she's smart, but everything else fits. Oh, she could be Ravenclaw too, but I already made her Slytherin and the sorting hat can't change his decisions after...

Keefe: Gryffindor. Or Slytherin, but probably Gryffindor. He's not very Slytherin except for a few thingies. Gryffindor is...

Chivalry
Brave
Daring
Nerve
Courage
Determination 

Adventureous

So, yeah, those all fit Keefe

Fitz: um... this is going to sound weird, but... Hufflepuff- and not because I think Hufflepuff is the worst house- I would be in Hufflepuff(Or Ravenclaw, but probably Hufflepuff) These are the traits:

Diligence
Loyalty
Kindness
Tolerance
Dedication
Fairness
Patience
Modesty

Some people might not agree with some of them, but I think they're all true- Until it come to Alvar, but whatever.

Biana: Definitely Ravenclaw(Yay, I've done all the houses at least once- oh, only once) The traits are...

 Intelligence

Wit
Wisdom
Creativity
Originality
Individuality
Acceptance
Sharpness
So yeah, those all fit Biana.


Tam: Slytherin. Because. Unless he's in Gryffindor- He also has Hufflepuff's loyalty...  Okay, I'll just stick with Slytherin even though he doesn't have some of the traits.. But Sophie didn't either...


Linh: Hufflepuff. This is self explanatory.


Umm... who am I missing? Uh... OHHHHHH


DEX! Dex is a Hufflepuff- NOOO I'M CONFUSED! He literally has most of the traits in Ravenclaw too! Welp, he's in both houses, somehow..


How did I forget Dex? 
Well, like me and my little sister like to say, "DEX FELL OFF!"

 Because of this one meme, that goes like, and I don't remember exactly but...

Officer: Sir, you are arrested for having 7 people on your motorcycle 

Keefe, counting on his fingers: Wait, did you say seven?

Officer: Yes, I made that quite clear

Keefe: Oh no!

Officer: Um, Sir?

Keefe: DEX FELL OFF!

Wylie: Uh.. Gryffindor, because he volunteered for the thing as bait for the Neverseen thing

Marella: Gryffindor. I'm not explaining why- you can guess

Um, who else?

OLD PEOPLE!(Im too lazy to explain why now)

Mr. Forkle:  um, Ravenclaw

Della: Gryffindor

Alden: I dunno- someone else tell me

Juline/Squall: Ravenclaw

Kesler: Gryffindor

Edaline: Hufflepuff

Grady: Uh... Hufflepuff?

Granite/Tiergan: Ravenclaw

I need more Slytherin people...

THE WHOLE NEVERSEEN-Wait, that means Sophie is in the same house as the Neverseen... okay, whatever. She can deal with it.

Prentice: Someone tell me

Cyrah: Gryffindor

Um... oh, Blur: I dunno...

The vanisher person in the Black Swans council.. how did I forget his name? Uhh.. idk: Hufflepuff because why not

OHH! JENSI! He's not old, but..: Hufflepuff

OHHH! ELWIN!: Ravenclaw

Silveny: Gryffindor

Okay, I'm bored now. That's all. Tell me who I forgot.

THE NEXT FUN STUFF ARE...

THE CHARACTERS REACTING TO MEMES

THEIR GODLY PARENT(Percy Jackson, and a few Roman gods, so Heroes of Olympus)

WHICH DISTRICT EVERYONES FROM(From the Hunger Games)

WHAT TYPE OF DRAGON THEY'D BE(Wings of Fire)

NORMAL MEMES

LONG RANTS ABOUT SOKEEFE

THEIR FACTION(Divergent)

IDEAS HERE-> 

Because I'm running out of them

Thank you!

You're all the bestest best people in the whole world!

Have fun!

~Zara













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