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Peter

Could one possible get a 7 inch long gash on there leg from falling down a flight of stairs

Dr. Green

No?

Peter

Well then I got nothing  

Sprinkles

Omfg

What did you do

Peter 

That's what I'm trying to figure out right now

Sprinkles

I swear if you don't tell me what happened I will make your leg a Capri sun

Bob can't build it 

I'm pretty sure you can't do that

Sprinkles

Anything can be a Capri sun if you try hard enough  

Mom

Your not wrong

The crunkle 

Bucket

Red 

Your children are scary 

Dad

Good

Dr.green

Is no one else concerned about Peter 

Sprinkles

I AM

I AM ON MY WAY

is aunt may home

Peter 

No she's working tonight 

Sprinkles

Mk

Give me like 5 minutes 

Peter

It takes 15 minutes to get here

What laws are you gonna break to get here

Sprinkles

Like all of them

They don't call me a hazard to society for nothing

Now don't text me imma drive

Bird brain 

AGAIN

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU KIDS AND GETTING HURT

AT 2 IN THE MORNING 

Sprinkles

We ride at dawn bitches  

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