Hawkeye & Wolverine Episode 4

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NO ONE'S POV:

(Jack's still holding a sword to Clint's throat.)

Jack: Stay exactly where you are.

(Y/N): If you know what's good for you, bub, you'll put down the sword.

Jack: And if I don't?

(Kate runs up to them before anything can happen.)

Kate: Jack, no!

(Eleanor turns on the lights.)

Eleanor: What the hell is going on?

(She looks at the situation.)

Eleanor: And why is there a pair of Avengers in my dining room?

Clint: Hi.

(Y/N): Hello.

(Jack lowers his sword.)

Jack: Oh, my God. You're...You're Archer. And Wolverine.

Kate: Hawkeye.

Clint: Clint.

(Y/N): *retracts his claws*

Kate: It's the branding issue, I'm telling you.

Clint: Yeah, sure.

(Y/N): She may have a point. I mean, he got my name right.

Clint: Shut up, please.

Jack: [chuckles]

(Cut to Eleanor & Jack sitting at a table, across from Kate, Clint, & Y/N.)

Kate: Hawkeye, Wolverine, and I are working a case, and we needed to use the bathroom. He did. So, we were by the house, we dropped in. No big deal.

Eleanor: Working on a case together?

Jack: How terrific.

Kate: They're my partners.

Clint: We're not her partners.

(Y/N): We're more like her associates.

Clint: We're not that either.

Kate: Well, we're friends-slash-partners.

Clint: I wouldn't really describe us as friends.

(Eleanor gets a notification from her phone.)

Eleanor: Someone used my laptop to sign onto my work account ten minutes ago. Any thoughts, Kate? Hawkeye? Wolverine?

Kate: You'll never get anything outta them. See, CB-One has trouble opening up.

Clint: Nobody calls me CB-One.

Kate: I'm just tryin' it out for a second. Probably some early childhood thing. He thinks he doesn't tell me much, but he ends up telling me all of it.

Clint: I virtually tell her nothing.

Kate: I think it's 'cause I'm generally pretty chill. Old Weapon X here has really made me feel comfortable. It's probably because I remind him of his sister.

(Y/N): That's a stretch.

Kate: Ah. I'm not like, "Oh, my God, Hawkeye!" or "It's the Wolverine!" [chuckles]

Clint: Definitely not chill.

(Y/N): The complete opposite of chill.

Jack: By the way, thank you...for saving the world.

(Y/N): Anytime.

Clint: Don't mention it.

Eleanor: I would like my daughter to start telling me the truth.

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