PART 2! Istg y'all have a weird fetish of Minho's savagery and I kinda get you there
LEE MINHO
Q) Do you have any secret cats except the holy trinity of Soonie, Dori, Doongie?
Minho: I also have Felix
Felix: *gay blushing* meow meow monsieur
Q) how do you have so much sarcasm?
Jisung: just like shit comes naturally to you, sarcasm comes naturally to him
Changbin: we don't want your toilet jokes in here, Jisung
Minho: why am I proud of Jisung for that answer-
Q) how to be sarcastic like u bby
Minho: worship Soonie, Doongie, and Dori
Hyunjin: yeah! Seungmin secretly does that too and look how sarcastic he is
Seungmin: EXCUSE ME?
Q) Do you secretly simp over Jisung?
you better tell us the truth😊🔪
Minho: no
Chan: he does hehehe
Minho: do you want me to throw you into a bonfire
Q) Do you like meow when you call your cats-
Minho: do you like bark when you call your dogs-
Jeongin: do you like neigh when you call your horse-
Jisung: do you like fart water when you call your fish-
Chan: Jisung. They don't do that.
Q) Lord Minho, can I join the Arsonist Association too? I promise I'll bring cat treats for Soonie, Doongie and Dori everyday. (See I even remember there are three)
Minho: you remember all? you're in. no formalities required.
Q) Ever thought of putting some salt, pepper and red chilli on people before air frying?
Minho: i shall marinate Hyunjin before i air fry him, he'll be of some use then at least
Author: chat masala :D
Hyunjin: YAH WHY ME?!??!?!?!?
Q) You love jisung or nag?
Minho: N A G
Jisung: ah shit guys, he loves N A G more than me
Q) Have you and Jisung.... Ever done.... You know...., The.... Wink wonk yet or nwah?
Minho: i winked at him, he wonked at me. are you satisfied now?
Jeongin: wtf
Q) Can I marry your cats?
Minho: WHAT THE FUCK NO WHY WOULD YOU LIKE TO START A POLY WITH MY CATS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
Chan: i don't think they meant it that way-
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Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed
