IRL
Y/n was lying on the couch in the Ravenclaw common room. She had skipped all her lessons of the day since she still wasn't feeling well.
Zhara had just come from her last lesson of the day and she had just spoken with Hermione.
"Y/n?"
"Mmmph?"
"I need to talk to youuuuu"
"About whattttt?"
"Well, I was just speaking to Hermione and..." Zhara explained how some students were meeting up next Hogsmeade trip to practise Defense Against the Dark Arts, because they weren't going to learn anything from Umbridge.
"Alright I'm in" Y/n shrugged.
"You are?"
"You sound surprised," Y/n grinned, "and besides, anything to rebel against Umbridge and I'm in"
"Alright we'll, it's next Hogsmeade trip so..."
"Ok we can go together then"
(A/n- guys I'm too tired to even get this canonically perfect so... yeah if anything is ever not canon... blame it on my lack of a sleep schedule...BACK TO THE STORY)
Harry, Hermione and Ron's gc
Harry: I still don't think this is a
good idea...
Hermione: it is.
Ron: you'll do great Harry
Ron: everything will be fine
Harry: how many people have
you told?
Hermione: Uhm... I don't know
the exact number but I did talk
to Zhara Redekop after class today
Harry: you. did. what.
Hermione: I asked if her and Y/n
wanted to come
Harry: nOooOoOOOoOoooo
Hermione: what
Hermione: I thought you guys
were like- friends now
Hermione: and she was being nice
to you
Harry: yeah but that's over text
Herman
Harry: In real life she scares me
Hermione: scares you?
Ron: No Harry, she makes you
nervous
Ron: it's actually rlly funny
watching you get flustered
Harry: why is my embarrassment
always funny to you?
Ron: it just... is
Hermione: but anyways, it's settled. It's happening and you can't back out now
Harry: ...
Harry: alright fine.
🤩 TIME SKIP TO WHENEVER THE FIRST MEETING THING IS🤩
(A/n- I'm so fookin tired)
As people began filing into the upstairs of the Hogshead pub, Harry made sure to make note of who they were.
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
