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１１：３０ ＰＭ ８９％
【ＴＨＥ ＨＯＭＩＥＳ】
Not a Terrorist:
Who wants to go to the mall with me today?
Not a Terrorist:
I need to do late Christmas shopping.
House went boom: Wait, it's December!?
Chifuyu: Bro were you living underneath a fucking rock?
House went boom: Sorry, I would go with you but I have to watch my little sister today
Single father of two: I'm pretty sure everyone in this group chat is busy today... :-[
Not a Terrorist:
Nah that's fine,
Not a Terrorist:
I'll just ask my other friends to go with me
MICKEY MOUSE: YOU HAVE OTHER FRIENDS?!
MICKEY MOUSE: YOU TRAITOR!
Not a Terrorist:
BOI
Not a Terrorist:
I GOT THE RIGHT TO HAVE OTHER FRIENDS
MR WORLDWIDE: ignore him he's crazy
Not a Terrorist:
Manz needs therapy.
Dracula: Speaking of therapy, how is Tora doing?
Not a Terrorist:
The Doc said he's making a smooth recovery
Not a Terrorist:
he actually got three stars on his card this week! ( ╹▽╹ )
Dracula: HE GETS STARS!?
Dracula: ALL I GOT WAS A SMACK FROM MY MOTHER WHEN I GOT HURT!
MR WORLDWIDE: Dumbass they're talking about Mental Health!
House went boom: I want Stars...
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【Ｋａｚｕｈａ ＆ Ａｅｔｈｅｒ Ｍａｉｎｓ】
Kazu(ha): I'm lost...
Not a Terrorist:
I left you at the bench for 5 minutes. ..
Not a Terrorist:
How tf are you lost?
Kazu(ha): I saw a cat so I followed it.
Not a Terrorist:
Understandable.
Not a Terrorist:
Don't worry, stay where you are.
Not a Terrorist:
I'll find you in a sec.
Kazu(ha): Would your mom be mad if I brought a stray cat with us home?
Not a Terrorist:
no
Kazu(ha): Hah?
Not a Terrorist:
She'll get mad at me
Kazu(ha): Why would she get mad at you, instead of me?
Not a Terrorist:
Because I'm responsible for your actions rn
Kazu(ha): So if I killed someone you're responsible?
Not a Terrorist:
NO STOP THINKING LIKE THAT
Kazu(ha): I WAS JUST ASKING!
Not a Terrorist:
I see u
Not a Terrorist:
stay where u are!
Not a Terrorist:
Also, I saw this really cute girl!
Not a Terrorist:
I'd let her step on me
Not a Terrorist:
ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Kazu(ha): I didn't need to know that...
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𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇
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－ ＡＮＳＷＥＲ
Yo, what's good doc!
Good evening to you as well
I'm just calling to inform you that the therapy section for next week will be canceled
Huh why-
Instead of meeting up, I would like for my patient to write down his feelings in his journal, which I'll be looking at the next time we meet.
...Why this sudden change in plans?
... I have a date
Are you fucking kiddin- DID SHE JUST HANG UP ON ME!?
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