A person
Hello again stranger!
Didn't expect you'd text me
Why tho?
I don't know
You're the only one I would text
Why?
Because you're my only friend
Potato, you serious?
Actually no, I have a friend who works as a drug cartel
Woah kid, don't be friends with that kind of person
FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T KIDZONE MEH
Why?
You might be a hot woman
Hot woman? Are you a man?
Nope, I am a girl
You love women?
Yes, I love them so much, I hit them
....
Shit I mean, hit on them not hit them
Alright?
Don't be confused
I am gay
Oh I am bisexual
Wow, now your giving some information
I gave it to you just because to tell me one of yours
Great!
What's your age?
Why would I tell you?
Cause why not
That does not convince me at all
What should I do to convince you?
No, let's just not go straight to that
Anygays
Anyways*
Anygays*
Anyways*
No, anygays
You're really complicated
Ik *flips hair dramatically*
Do you really have to type that out?
Yesh
So, how do we call each other?
Call me potato
What bout you?
Just call me hot Russian milf
And you really have to choose potato?
Wow, been searching for a hot Russian milf and now I'm texting with one, I'm so lucky
And yes you have to call me potato, cause i love potatoes
Weird but okay
I'll text you tomorrow
Hot Russian milf
I regret choosing that
Why regret? Be proud
Okay...
Bye Potato
Bye!
My wife always used 'anygays' instead of 'anyways' so I decided to use that here.
YOU ARE READING
''Tell me who you are or I'm gonna track you down'' - Natasha x reader
FanfictionBook 1 A girl accidentally text a wrong number, which turns out to be Natasha Romanoff! Natasha x reader contains: - swearing - mental illnesses - fluff - drugs enjoy~ Some jokes are from Mariam George:)
