(This is what I do whenever I've got writers block....)
Jeff the Killer
He likes collecting stamps and constantly pokes through the mail of his victims for any others to add to his collection.
Jeff: Hmm... This one looks nice...
BEN: *Pops out of a vase* Jeff! What are you doing? We've got five more houses to clear before the sun comes up!
Jeff: Just one minute! *Pockets the lot to sort through later*
BEN Drowned
He once met a skunk, thought it was a squirrel and tried to pet it. The problem is, he still thinks it was a squirrel that sprayed him so now he... Well...
BEN: *Sees a lady walking her little white-and-black poodle*
BEN: Ah-ha! I've found you at last! *Pulls out a water gun from nowhere and fires out cheese dip at the dog*
Lady: *Screams because there's a frickin' little blonde midget pelting her pooch with cheese dip*
BEN: How'd you like that, huh? Take that, you stupid squirrel! *Runs off*
Dark Link
He loves cats. Especially kittens. Which is strange considering at least two of them have tried to kill him.
Jeff: *Walks in and sees Darkness playing with a strange black cat*
Dark Link: What?
Jeff: Since when did you turn into Sebastian?
Cat & Dark Link: *Looks confused*
Laughing Jack
-Has a phobia of plastic surgery, especially concerning the nose.
T.V: *Showing a commercial for nose reconstruction*
L.J: Eeeek!
CRASH!
Slenderman: *Teleports in and witnesses the television soaring through the window* What are you doing, child? I only bought it yesterday!
L.J: *Strange, creepy voice* Noses are to be seen and not touched~
Doctor Smiley
The hospital staff positively dread having to ward him because last time, he continuously corrected the doctors and told them the right way to do their jobs, in front of at least twenty other patients.
Random, unimportant doctor: Next!
Smiley: *Enters the room, coughing badly*
Random, unimportant doctor: *Quickly* You're absolutely fine! Next!
Smiley: Are you *cough* sure? I was *cough* having trouble *cough* breathing last *cough* night...
Random, unimportant doctor: No, no, no. It's all in your head. Next!
Bonus: Doctor Smirky
Whenever he's impersonating Smiley and someone asks him a question that he doesn't know how to answer, he has a tendency of sometimes saying "um..." Before coming up with an answer.
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Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios
FanfictionRead at your own risk! Contains: One deranged killer who wears pink boxers. One little blonde elf.. Midget... Thing. One extremely Dark and handsome Link. One monochrome clown obsessed with his swirly cone nose. A sarcastic doctor named after a...
