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SUKI:
EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY

HUENING KAI:
whats going on??

YEONJUN:
IS EVERYONE OKAY??

BEOMGYU:
omg are u leaving
cause if u are im not gonna complain
i don't need a 12 year old telling
me that i get no bitches

SUKI:
im literally one year younger than you
AND NO IM NOT LEAVING

SOOBIN:
whats the emergency ??

TAEHYUN:
are you dying

ISEUL:
shes not dying

BEOMGYU:
rest in peace to all the soldiers that
died in the service
i died in her cervix

YEOJIN:
????????
not the time for a 2 chainz song

BEOMGYU:
there's always time for a 2 chainz song

YEOJIN:
anyways
she is very much alive

SOOBIN:
suki whats the emergency

SUKI:
MY HEART

HUENING KAI:
OMG ARE YOU HAVING A HEART
ATTACK???
I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR DORM
IS SO I CANT CALL AN AMBULANCE

YEOJIN:
she's fine hyuka
trust me
she's way more than fine

YEONJUN:
wtf is going on then

ISEUL:
a pretty girl came up to her and
started flirting with her and gave her
her number

TAEHYUN:
and this is an emergency why ??

SUKI:
CAUSE SHES PRETTY
and i didn't know there were other
lesbians here
I COULD BE PULLING SO MANY
PEOPLE RN
SO MANY GIRLS COULD BE
CRUSHING ON ME AND I WOULDNT
EVEN KNOW

BEOMGYU:
sorry they're all in love with me

YEONJUN:
no they're not
that's why you cry to romance movies
in the dorm

BEOMGYU:
just like how you cry when you realize
you get no bitches

ISEUL:
he's getting SOMEWHERE with the
comebacks

YEOJIN:
you need more practice beomgyu
cause that was just sad

BEOMGYU:
no one asked you

YEOJIN:
fine then stay lame idc

HUENING KAI:
it's really surprising that beomgyu
and yeojin do not get along without
ever meeting each other

TAEHYUN:
to be fair that's really just how beomgyu
is
if anything i think they're getting
along

YEOJIN:
?!?!?!!?!?!?
GETTING ALONG ?????

BEOMGYU:
i just be saying shit

YEOJIN:
stupid shit

BEOMGYU:
AND WHAT ABOUT IT

ISEUL:
i gotta take my last test guys i'll talk to
yall later

YEONJUN:
good luck!!

HUENING KAI:
you got this !!

SUKI:
DONT FAIL SUGAR MOMMY

YEOJIN:
you are not very good at supporting, suki
but good luck iseul!! you'll do great!!

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