Alphonse x Reader One-Shots

Sailing Ships

(A/N- You know how they smash champagne bottles on ships when they're ready to sail? Well this one-shot is based on that.
Yep.
Also, IT'S SPRING BREAK AND I'M WATCHING BROTHERHOOD FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I'M ALREADY AT SEASON 3! Okay, I'm good now, but my internet has been going on and off for a while now. *The struggle is real*)

***Alphonse POV***

"You guys have champagne in your fridge?"(Y/N)'s voice called from the kitchen.

Brother and Winry sent questioning glances in her direction, seeing as none of us are of legal drinking age. (Y/n) walked into the room, carrying said alcoholic drink, still closed in its bottle.

"That's Aunt Pinako's. You better not be thinking of trying any! You're not old enough to drink!" Winry scolded, pulling out her wrench in a threatening manner.

(Y/n) held her arms defensively in front of her, clearly not desiring any injuries. "I swear that's not why I'm interested in it!"

Winry gave a doubtful look, unconvinced.

"Are you sure?"

(Y/n) quickly ran behind me, still carrying the alcoholic beverage. "I have my reasons!"

Whenever (Y/n) acted mischievous, she would always seek me for assistance. Normally she acted completely collected, calm, and serious. But occasionally her antics would land her in trouble. She had many a time hid behind my armored self to avoid flying metallic objects.

Not that I minded. She looked kind of adorable when she was ducking for cover behind me. She also acted adorable when her mischief was underway, often making sound-effects or singing background music as she worked.

It didn't take much observation to tell I had fallen for her. The only one who didn't seem to notice was (Y/n).

I never admitted my feelings to her, though, seeing as she never showed any signs of returning the feelings. Who would want to date an armored soul like me anyways?
(A/N- I WOOOOULD! :3)

But I could always daydream.

(Y/n) peeked out from behind me in her usual curious, cute way. "Can I come out from behind Alphonse and explain myself?"

Winry thought for a moment, then nodded in affirmation.

(Y/n) walked forward catiously, approaching Edward and Winry slowly.

"So why are you so interested in something you can't drink anyway?" Edward asked in a bored tone.

She slid (yes, slid) towards the two blondes.

"Oh, just to do this," She tapped the bottle on Ed's head. "Bonk!"

"Ow," Brother stated.

(Y/n) then hit the bottle lightly on Winry's head. "Bonk!"

She spun on her heel and hid once again behind me. When she had returned to safety, she turned back around and looked at them.

"The ship can now set sail!"

Both Brother and Winry's faces immediately changed to shades of red and pink. If there was one thing (Y/n) and I had in common, it was that we agreed Edward and Winry were made for each other.

Three letters. O. T. P.

"W-why would you think i-it was ready to set s-sail!?" Winry stuttered out.

"Because it's obvious you two love each other! Just make it official already!" (Y/n) laughed.

"And you guys would be adorable!" I added.