Baddies of the BAU
Y/n: good morning guys😋😋
Derek: omg ur up too??? Heyyyy 🤸🏾♂️😳😳
Emily: u guys woke me.whatthefuck
JJ: all of you shut the fuck up it is 2am what in the living fuckity fuck fuck is wrong with you all Jesus fuck
Emily: guys cmon mommy doesn't like her sleep disturbed I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean
Y/n: Nobody tells me what to do🙈🙈💖 sorry jaybird
JJ: Okay go peg ur boyfriend and shut up kindly thanks bae
Derek: HUUUUHHH??????? HELLOOOO?? JJ😭
Y/n: which one
Derek: HUUHHHH??? WHAT.
Emily: PAUSE, FULL STOP. ELABORATE?🤠
Y/n: NO NOT LIKE
Y/n: FUCK.
Hotch: wait what
Y/n: I DIDNT KNOW WHO SHE WAS REFERRING TO IM NKT DATIBG MULTIPLE PEOPLE THERES NOTHING WRONF WITH IT I JUST AM NOT I WAS ASKING WHO SHE WAS CALLING MY BOYFRJEND HELP STOP IT IM GONNA CEY
Hotch: Oh okay, Y/n :)
Derek: you out here domming hotch? Shiiii
Derek: god I see what you do for others..🧎🏾♂️
Emily: I'm speechless rn wait I thought the whole hotch and y/n thing was a joke was it not
Emily: I'm sleep deprived I can't tell if we're joking rn
Derek: I'm getting a feeling they're actually fucking on the DL but idk🤨🤨 I'd say yes but I also sometimes have poor judgement skills imma start profiling them rq🤔💖
Emily: thats smart, they have to be... hotch has been way too soft lately, the smiley faces in chat and shit???? Homie is DEFINITELY getting laid 🤭
Y/n: this is not dms are you guys aware or🥸
Emily: shut up bestie respectfully 🙏🏻 having a conversation rn bae anyways
Derek: yeah ur right that's so funny 😭😭 he's been so laid back lately like wayyyyy too laid back
Emily: EXACTLY WE THE BEST PROFILERS OUT HERE FRFR🥳💃🏻💃🏻
Hotch: bare minimum, the bar is on the floor
Y/n: LMAO STOP LEAVE THEM ALONE
Emily: 🤨 yall def are bc that wasn't even funny why are you laughing bestie🤔💔
JJ: I'm gonna commit a high level crime if you guys do not shut up so shut the fuck up
JJ: thank youuuuuu ❤
Y/n: oH
8:46AM
Derek: good morning part two sexys 😍😍
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
