I was with Thomas, and we were playing Pokémon together.
Me: Man, to be honest Thomas, the Eeveelutions are adorable! Especially... Sylveon. *blushes*
Thomas: Aww, I can help with that...
Me: Umm, Thomas, I know you're a bit of a tinfoil hatter but I'm confused...
Thomas: I made 9 so some Pokémon won't be hard
Me: I love you Thomas! *hugs him*
Thomas: Aww thanks Peater.
Then I got a text from Sunny.
Sunny (on the phone): Peater can u help me?
Me: With what?
Sunny: can u come to the bedroom plz?
Me: Ok.
Sunny: Thank u <3
Me *To Thomas*: I don't like this...
Thomas: why?
Me: What if she wants to have a thing that I'm not going to say in this story you dirty viewers!
Thomas: what viewers?
Me: never mind that. But yeah, what if she does want to have... You know what?
Thomas: then go in for the kill!
Me: PLEASE don't say it like that!
Thomas: Oh yeah, sorry about that...
Me: Nah it's alright.
Thomas: It's just that I'd be happy for you and Sunny if you wanted to start a family.
Me:... Maybe... Maybe...
Thomas: It's your decision Peater.
Me: Thanks Thomas.
Thomas: Now go on! Your girl wants you.
I then rushed upstairs, expecting her to want to... get frisky. If you know what i mean. And after taking a deep breath, went into the room.
Me: Wahahahahat?!
Sunny: I know...
Me: How did you end up like this again?
Sunny: Can you just help me?
Me: ok. J-Just don't start wiggling again like last time, ok?
Sunny: ok. Just do what you must to get me out of this mess.
A few minutes later...
Me (On the phone to Thomas): Can you help me out plz?
Thomas: Why? what happened?
Me: Nothing. Just need a hand or two...
Thomas; ok, on my way!
Me: thank u!
A little bit later...
Thomas got to our room with Chad and 9 just in case they needed some jaws of life or some oil like substance. But be for they went in, they heard some... Interesting things from inside.
Me: Stop squirming will you Sunny?!
Sunny: Then stop going- ahh- hard on me!
Me: oh god, Look Sunny, I may have to go hard on you if you want me to do this... Or I can do this.
Sunny: Ahh- Sthop it Peater! Thahat t-t-tickles.
Me: would you rather it tickles, or feel hard on you?
Sunny: thehahahay are bohohohohoth ahahahahas bad as each other hahahahhaaha!
Chad (Whispering to Thomas): Do you think they're doing it?
Thomas: I think so...
9: what do you think they're doing?
Chad and Thomas: You don't want to know.
9: ok...
Chad: do you think we should leave them to... "get it on?"
Thomas: Well... Peater wanted help. So, 9, you stay out here, and we'll call you if we need you.
9: ok :3
Then Thomas and Chad went in. And saw me in-between Sunny's roots in an awkward position. And tied up in ribbons.
Thomas: I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU PEATER!
Me: *Realises what it looks like* OH GOD!
Chad: So, you two finally made love.
Me: G-Guys, this isn't what it looks like!!!
Chad: It's EXACTLY what it looks like. *Dirty smile*
Me and Sunny: *Goes crimson red*
Thomas: we'll leave you to carry on with your... mating session.
Me: n-no don't go! I'm like this because... *sigh* I'm stuck as well. That's why I'm so close to her...
Chad: Aww...
Sunny: what?
Chad: someone's trying to deny that they're making love~
Me: *starts to sweat and starts panting* Can you two help? I'm getting hot in here!
Chad: I wonder why?
Thomas: Chad, stop now they probably are stuck...
Sunny: *also starts panting and sweating* Can you two at least cool us down?
Thomas: 9 CAN YOU HELP NOW!
Me: He'll just tickle us and make us hotter!
9: Coming!
9: Umm... What are you two doing?
Me and Sunny: *explains to all three of them*
Chad: ok, we'll help you.
Me: S-Sunny is it just me, or do you feel a bit sick?
Sunny: N-No?!
Me: w-well... I feel a bit nauseous.
Sunny: Can you help?!
Chad: stand back.
Me: What *pant* are you doing?
Chad: I'm gunna chew the ribbons off!
Sunny (now terrified): W-W-What?!
Me: In God and heaven, will you spare me and my lover? And Jesus, I love you so please save us!
Chad: are you saying your prayers?
Me: yes, now God please save me!
Chad: *Bites the ribbons in half*
Me: *gasp* Thank you God I can breathe again!!!
Sunny: *pant* Thanks Chad.
Chad: Any time sweetie~
Sunny: O-Oh... *goes red*
Me: You sly dog~
Chad: haha... *also goes red*
Me: *kisses Chad's lips*
Chad: *kisses back and goes even redder*
Me and Chad than made out for a little bit.
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Peas and sunshine (a pvz peashooter X sunflower story)
FanfictionSo hi, I'm a peashooter, but you can call me Peater. (Pun intended) I once met a sunflower and we have been friends for as long as I remember. We both love to tickle all of our friends, and they love tickling us as well. The war of plants vs zombies...
